Alyssa Goodman

defender of the movie Love Actually

[Alyssa Goodman @itslissieg]

@GrahamSig

[no name brand @bookhobbitt]

@BenStiller Forget the game, save me

[jackie jormp-jomp @sydneyjanexo]

The thing about Fred Armisen in a wig is… those aren’t characters at all to me… These are real women and I feel like I know them… their stories matter

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

i desire a trip to the aquarium , at the end of which i am permitted to pick one toy for my good behavior

[Alyssa Goodman @itslissieg]

Got wait listed at Hudson University :/

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

(The gaslighting magician) This is your card

[Rebecca Alter @ralter]

seeing frasier in jeans is so perverted it's honestly disgusting

[sarah hagi @KindaHagi]

in high school movies when someone has no friends and they eat their lunch in a washroom stall it’s like…sorry nobody likes you but you’re disgusting for that

[Dill @dillydilldilly]

Made it to the Renaissance Tour! Can’t wait for Beyoncé to come out 🐝

[j aubrey 🤠 @jaubreyYT]

Bro was expecting this

[mir.i.am #PrayForSnooki @moll11y]

Hi sharks, I’m here today to ask for $20 for Chipotle

[Rahul Kothari @rahkothari]

Page six reports is such a beautiful name 🥰

[cole @juul_survivor]

grabbing drinks with this bitch later

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

When I say I have that dog in me, this is what I mean

[Nitr0gen 🍉 @Nitr0gen_Shark]

@toonsgowild MY SHINY TEETH THAT TWINKLE, JUST LIKE THE STARS IN SPACE

[grant👨🏻‍🦱 @urdadssidepiece]

the air in nyc rn

[Ben Goggin @BenjaminGoggin]

Passed down through generations, this sacred garb can only be worn by the most powerful among us

[Astead @AsteadWH]

It's her time