Erin Parker

Boilermaker for life, music completes me.

[Erin Parker @itsme3rin]

@ms_shine87 i just said i wonder if they had to get a restraining order on her

[dillonfrancis @DillonFrancis]

Giving away my signed albums for #DillonsPantry this week and idk I guess I’ll throw in the sharpie too. RT to win and write stuff w this sharpie

[Erin Parker @itsme3rin]

Can’t wait for Friday! https://t.co/1KDljhhbAW

[Erin Parker @itsme3rin]

homeless dude just asked me to spare some change for a guitar string. well that’s a new one. #denver

[Erin Parker @itsme3rin]

Hey @DenverPolice this lady needs to be arrested or get a major ticket. READING while driving in the left lane going 40mph.

[Erin Parker @itsme3rin]

when you ask your boyfriend to get you tampons and ibuprofen (bc you’re dying) and he comes back and says “i got the bigger box because they were on sale” #wifemeup

[Erin Parker @itsme3rin]

Better late than never.... @OPIUO @SunSquabi red rocks tickets are purchased! 😬☺️

[Erin Parker @itsme3rin]

Period cramps are lose-lose. Either I’m writhing in pain or I’m getting cancer from the 7 ibuprofen i just took. 🤷‍♀️

[Erin Parker @itsme3rin]

@realDonaldTrump To play golf and throw paper towels at people in Puerto Rico?

[Erin Parker @itsme3rin]

Teacher: so, did you finish reading 1984?
Me: didn’t need to, I’m living it.

[Erin Parker @itsme3rin]

I have four days in a row off work and my period starts at 3am on the day i have to go back. Men are bullshit.

[Erin Parker @itsme3rin]

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say this is easily the most excited about the outcome of a state election I’ve ever been. Ever. @FoxNews

[Erin Parker @itsme3rin]

the only thing i want for christmas this year is debt relief.

[GRiZ 🌈 @Griz]

I urge everyone to take a few mins out of your day (i just did. takes 2 mins) to do this: https://t.co/GjER9QIIJR help in the fight for net neutrality! call your representatives! let your voice be heard!

[Erin Parker @itsme3rin]

You do realize this brought FOREIGNERS to America, right? Dipshit fucktard. @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/vRttC5uDMx

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

"President Donald J. Trump Proclaims October 9, 2017, as #ColumbusDay" https://t.co/cbQRst4lN4

[Erin Parker @itsme3rin]

Nick just told me he’s never seen one episode of boy meets world. Starting to question our relationship.

[Erin Parker @itsme3rin]

Waiting in this 50+ person line before the dmv even opens at 8 kind of feels like waiting for the cactus. Except not.

[Erin Parker @itsme3rin]

Someone should sit in the DMV parking lot and watch these idiots drive in and deny them license privileges so we can speed this shit up

[Erin Parker @itsme3rin]

Did y'all know World Trade Center 7 also collapsed, but was never hit by a plane? 🤔

[Erin Parker @itsme3rin]

Spotted this guy sitting outside last night while talking about the #VisionQuest episode of @SiliconHBO. Any guesses what we named him? 😏