Cesar Posadas

[Cesar Posadas @cesar_psds]

Is the crew on per diem or what? Post moon mission tacos in SD?

[Cesar Posadas @cesar_psds]

Spitting off the edge of the world was right there

[NASA @NASA]

Time to wake up!

...if you're going to the Moon. Our Artemis II crew started their second flight day with the sounds of John Legend's "Green Light" (feat. Andre 3000). "Sleepyhead" by Young and Sick roused the crew earlier today.

[Dr Helen Ingram @drhingram]

Shout-out to Judas for the long weekend 👍

[yc @yc]

Last bite of this bodega croissant was medium rare but we move regardless

[𝙋𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙪𝙗 @gio__palace]

Bad Bunny finally sang Yonaguni in Japan 🇯🇵

[John Kriesel @johnkriesel]

What a game! #BearDown

[The Middle-earth Mixer @MiddleearthMixr]

cancel all my appts for the evening I have been called to the general’s service

[Justin Shanes @justinshanes]

Happy anniversary of my dad tripping on the stairs while carrying a 10-quart pot of sauce!!

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Are you sleeping in heavenly peace with other bitches yes or no

[The okayest poster there is @ok_post_guy]

Advertising exec: Did you get the cheap coffee commercial filmed?

Ad agency: sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked

Ad exec: what

[Justin Ferguson @JFergusonAU]

mother-in-law just dialed up a new Christmas movie that’s at 2.5 on Letterboxd and 35% on Rotten Tomatoes, let’s get fired up

[Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp]

In the episode of The Simpsons where Homer adopts a pet lobster it is called Mr Pinchy. In the European French version of The Simpsons, Mr Pinchy is instead called Homard Simpson (homard means lobster in French)

[Simon Sarris @simonsarris]

I think if you door dash steak tartare the entire app store should close to you. Like an ancient tomb sealing itself forever at the wrong password. You are not prepared for the mysteries of technology.

[Cesar Posadas @cesar_psds]

Hope to god in heaven it has pentagon level cybersecurity

[The Verge @verge]

Kohler’s new toilet camera provides health insights based on your bathroom breaks https://t.co/TFSCMCBTgT

[buhguh @buhguh5]

No way.

CC: @Criminalsimpson