Sammy Paradise

bad tweets. sometimes about me

[I Think You Should League Pass @nbaleave]

Chris Paul checking the timeline

[Sammy Paradise @itsmebeepbeep]

Still here

[Sammy Paradise @itsmebeepbeep]

We moved into our house in 2009 and for the past 10 years my parents have had this shrek toy sitting in a teacup above the kitchen sink and no one ever questioned it

[Sammy Paradise @itsmebeepbeep]

The Paqui chip challenge is such a scam

…So naturally I did it. And now I am suffering

[Crazy Frog @TrueCrazyFrog]

R.I.P. The Queen 🕯️

[Sammy Paradise @itsmebeepbeep]

@notcuillin You’re too quick with it! 😂

[Sammy Paradise @itsmebeepbeep]

@Wright_Thoughts We’ve been adding a bunch of movies to the Reelgood app because of this game

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

Zion Williamson compares his career to Naruto

“For a while nobody took Naruto seriously. And then he went and trained with [master shinobi] Jiraiya for three years, right? And he came back at 16 years old, goated.” https://t.co/CvD01VEVx1

[hilary duff from million dollar baby @CowAtHeart]

what do you think, should we try out this Restaurant? it’s got 4.8 stars

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Pietà, potentially Michelangelo, 1545

[Sammy Paradise @itsmebeepbeep]

@atxconcert @Kishi_bashi @TallTallTreees @mohawkaustin @resoundpresents @CowAtHeart

[Austin, Texas @atxconcert]

🌀 TICKET GIVEAWAY 🌀

Want to WIN a pair of tickets to see @Kishi_bashi with @TallTallTreees on June 6th at @mohawkaustin?!

Rules:
• RT this post
• Follow @atxconcert
• Tag your +1 in the comments

We will pick a winner on June 2nd!!

[Sammy Paradise @itsmebeepbeep]

Never thought I would ever be this excited (very) about a new vacuum cleaner

[Sammy Paradise @itsmebeepbeep]

Gift for mom??

[Sammy Paradise @itsmebeepbeep]

Got married

[Sammy Paradise @itsmebeepbeep]

Throwing a wedding this weekend just so I can see @yungbeanfanclub

[Sammy Paradise @itsmebeepbeep]

Excuse me @FBI yes, this person right here

[Behverlyn Mae @add_to_hart]

@romjuliete Tinola with pasas 😚💕

[Sammy Paradise @itsmebeepbeep]

I’m going to start grinding my teeth again due to the stress this will bring me over the next two weeks

[hilary duff from million dollar baby @CowAtHeart]

entering the daily weather checks and freakouts about potential rain era of wedding planning wish me luck

[Sammy Paradise @itsmebeepbeep]

It’s time for this again. Even with my Costco card, I’m still miserable when I fill up my 87 octane mom mobile

[Sammy Paradise @itsmebeepbeep]

it’s time

[Sammy Paradise @itsmebeepbeep]

Houston I missed you. Thanks to the per diem