Michael Wang

socialist in the streets neolib in the sheets

[Michael Wang @itsmichaelwang]

@snackolator live mas

[Upeka Bee @upekabee]

Every OpenClaw today is an intern with root access & no oversight ☠️🏴‍☠️

So we built the first one with a boss 🦞

@getdiana is a business-ready OpenClaw with a Governor that shuts it down mid-task before damage is done 🧵

→First 500 to RT + comment “DianaClaw” get 1 month free

[Michael Wang @itsmichaelwang]

@AliExpress_EN I ordered a piece of furniture from AliExpress and the seller told me it arrived in a paper envelope. Yet AliExpress will not refund my money:
https://t.co/UTlE95yhSv

[Michael Wang @itsmichaelwang]

@AliExpress_EN I ordered a piece of furniture from AliExpress and the seller told me it arrived in a paper envelope. Yet AliExpress will not refund my money:
https://t.co/UTlE95yhSv

[Michael Wang @itsmichaelwang]

@AliExpress_EN I ordered a piece of furniture from AliExpress and the seller told me it arrived in a paper envelope. Yet AliExpress will not refund my money:
https://t.co/UTlE95yhSv

[Michael Wang @itsmichaelwang]

@AliExpress_EN I ordered a piece of furniture from AliExpress and the seller told me it arrived in a paper envelope. Yet AliExpress will not refund my money:
https://t.co/UTlE95yhSv

[Michael Wang @itsmichaelwang]

@AliExpress_EN I ordered a piece of furniture from AliExpress and the seller told me it arrived in a paper envelope. Yet AliExpress will not refund my money:
https://t.co/UTlE95yhSv

[Michael Wang @itsmichaelwang]

@Etsy what happens if an escalated case is not reviewed in time for the seller's return window? I am faced with a decision of unknown consequences.

Buying furniture on @Etsy is apparently a dice roll.

[Michael Wang @itsmichaelwang]

@googlefiber @Webpass Internet out in Japan Town... For the third time this week

Guess I'll start tweeting every time it happens

[Michael Wang @itsmichaelwang]

I think Google Maps should add an ETA for the "30 year old man running late to his son's intramural soccer game" speed of transit.

[Michael Wang @itsmichaelwang]

Oh God no please I just put my entire portfolio in Lightning dongle ETFs please NO NO NO

[Ramal Media @RamalMediaX]

Apple FINALLY switches iPhone to USB C!

[Michael Wang @itsmichaelwang]

Man who went into bathroom without his phone comes out able to tell you exactly how many ridges are on Washington's face on the $1 bill

[Michael Wang @itsmichaelwang]

@Sanjay_3000 Can't believe all you had to do to get into Harvard was be a lil bitch

[Michael Wang @itsmichaelwang]

@Sanjay_3000 "Sir, the question was, can you identify any privileges you may have had growing up and how they may have contributed to success in your life?"

[Michael Wang @itsmichaelwang]

How the hell @GoogleAI know my ears dirty

[Michael Wang @itsmichaelwang]

Why they hell they treat windows 97 like a deed to your house 🤣

[Michael Wang @itsmichaelwang]

Thank God Microsoft was able to verify that I legally owned this software. #piracy #windows95

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

The economy is expanding. So why does it feel like it's contracting?

[Christin @hexprax]

Just laughed out loud remembering Supersize Me when the doctor said he had the liver of an end-stage alcoholic and he was like wow, just from eating mcdonalds... whole time he really was an end-stage alcoholic. Irish American icon