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[Hon.Moses Kuria,HSC @HonMoses_Kuria]

This is tooooooo painful. Can we all suspend political nonsense and deal with this

[John Mutongoi @johnmtongoi]

Nairobi Senator Edwin Sifuna jokes about his changed political fortunes, saying he can no longer freely visit Fred Obachi Machoka’s Isinya ranch for nyama choma, adding that he might not even afford a ticket to his show at the Ulinzi Sports Complex on Saturday because the government is after his sponsors.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🩵🤍 Lionel Messi’s message: “The moment has arrived. I leave in peace, I gave it my all”.

“This shirt was my dream, my pride, and my life for years”.

“Thank you for loving me so much, thank you for support”.

“I will always carry you with me”.

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Chivayo alikufa na pesa zao alafu wakanyimwa pesa na IMF wakaona wasingizie Ebola ndo wapate campaign money

[Wems meat🍖🍗 @001__Eric]

The secret to a sweet and tastier meat; avoid boiling it with water... Let its own fat do the work. Use low heat 🤤

[CATHY MUTUKU @cathy_mutuku]

Don't delete like wanga tumewawekea

[Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱 @Makiadi_]

You cannot gain 40 kg over a span of 10 years of an irresponsible lifestyle and then expect to shed all that weight in just six months.

Wengi wataenda Sayuni before their time comes.

Those fake doctors who sell you Ozempic and perform gastric bypasses have zero interest in the percentage of fat in your body or your overall health. Shida yao ni pesa.

Mtaendelea kulia.

Shenzi sana!

[Bro From Siaya @_Sakko]

this dude ate books for breakfast ,lunch,dinner ,supper etc . He is a Chemistry Professor at Ivytech Community College in Indianapolis.

Earned a PHD in Radiochemistry from University of Alabama at Birmingham. He is also serving as a fulltime senior Radiochemist at SpecteonRX in Indianapolis.

Dr. Omweri Mokaya .

[Mzee Kobe 🐝 @mzee_ki]

Syllabus nayo mnasongesha mbio sana. Hapo kwa nippos ndio inabamba sasa.

[wanjiru @Wanjiru2027]

Hakuna ebola kenya,ignore duale , that man is as crazy as his master!!!

IMF iliwanyima pesa za loan, now they want relief money from UN , this fuckers will burn and turn the nationnupside doen for any amount of money!!

[Beth Kasinga 🌴 @beth_kasinga]

Hata Wewe Bado uko mchanga kwa hio ya zaheer 🤣 that was back in 2016 and the wife ndio posted all that stuff kwa Kilimani mums .
Mambo ya udaku mutawachie sisi 🤣

[Naomi Waithira @Naomikibandi]

Am shocked there people who don’t know how young Amber Ray terrorized marriages,alikuwa mpaka ameshikia MP Zaheer Jhada Uchawi ya black chicken in 2021 but Zaheer got broke and Amber Ray had to jump to Jimal Roho safi,she ate Jimal”s money and Jimal couldn’t afford to pay his family”s bill. She’s now married to a husband who supports her to twerk in clubs.

[Ahmednasir Abdullahi SC @ahmednasirlaw]

Ng'ombe!

[Lightcast TV Kenya @Lightcasttvke]

"We'll take you to the EACC or you visit the nearest DCI offices!"~Uasin Gishu Governor Chelilim cornered; exposed for distributing Ksh9,500,000 worth tools and equipment to the same beneficiary registered as 21 different people

[Mr. Kinuthia Pius. @Belive_Kinuthia]

Relax, guys. Do not panic.

Kenya is prepared to face Ebola head-on.

More than 5,000 healthcare workers have already been trained in Ebola containment.

Isolation facilities are in place, specialized laboratories are activated, and the necessary response protocols are ready.

This is not a government waiting to be caught off guard. The systems are already in place to detect, isolate and contain any suspected cases.

Let’s stay vigilant, follow public health guidance and avoid spreading fear and misinformation.

Kenya is prepared. Kenya is safe.

[Roy Makenzi @Cleophas93]

@_SystemYaFacts Here is a perfect example

[IVY @ivymuthe]

"Ciggie angehandle hii issue privately but i support him DNA muhimu!" Rapudo Weighs in on Ciggie dna drama.

[Kijana ya Misa🇰🇪 @kijana_misa]

The people behind Ruto are the ones who will make this Wantam thing a reality.

I hear EPRA has now announced they will start fining households for illegal solar connections.

I’m no prophet, but Kenya Power is clearly behind this. And don’t forget who holds the biggest stake in Kenya Power — Ndindi Nyoro, the mole.

[Mr Pubungu 🇰🇪 @HEPubungu1]

BREAKING NEWS........

ODM Party Leader Dr Oburu Odinga has kicked the bucket 🪣

[Mariam @WairimuMariam]

We're not done with Nigerian men yet na Niggas washatufikia 🤦🤦