Gabriel Noel

Multimedia
artist-slash-world traveler-
slash-ukulelist.

#thepowerofhaiku #canadabased #citizenoftheplanet 🌎

[Gabriel Noel @itstheit]

If you don't want to
be replaced by a kiosk,
be better than one. 🧐

#thepowerofhaiku #toallfastfoodcashiers

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@Timodc These days, you don't want
me within fifty miles of
where-id-live-dot-com. 😐

#thepowerofhaiku #yourbiasisbiasing #imho #theunitedstatescansortofeffoffrightnow

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@kerr5305 @EricLDaugh Golly... that's almost
enough to pay their 40
trillion dollar debt. 🎉

#thepowerofhaiku

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@PeterAPatriot @billmaher Bill Maher WAS briefly
engaged (that said, he needs to
fire his writers).

#thepowerofhaiku #especiallyDannyVermont #worstcharityever

[Gabriel Noel @itstheit]

@goddek That all McDonald's
locations, there, don't offer
breakfast, kind of sucks. 🙄

#thepowerofhaiku #isthatconsideredcritical #ifso #hehasntblockedme #yet

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@KeithOlbermann You sound a teensy
bit rough, but rough Keith is far
better than no Keith. ⏲️

#thepowerofhaiku #notacomplaint #dowhatyoucan #andwhatyoumust #oneshealthisparamount

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@keithedwards Is this for U.S.
patriots, only, or those
who live elsewhere, too? 😬

#thepowerofhaiku #noworries #iknowwhatdayitisoverthere
#onaccountofthat #slackwillbecut

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@ianbremmer @elmo ian bremmer is
a stone's throw from giving me
some wil wheaton vibes

#thepowerofhaiku

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@LiveNationON @vengaboys AMEX, only, for
the Pickering gig? Thanks, but
I'll pass. #dumb 😐

#thepowerofhaiku #howwrongheadedandtonedeaf
#imeanthinkaboutit

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@keithedwards Bruh... with two hundred
billion dollars? I would buy
a trillion gumballs. 🧐

#thepowerofhaiku #whyistherenogumemoji #dumb

[Gabriel Noel @itstheit]

@bennyjohnson There's nothing wrong with
learning new things; it doesn't
stop when high school ends. 🧐

#thepowerofhaiku #ifonedoesntknowspanish #thenlearnspanish #forstarters #thinkoftheplacesyoucanvisitwhenyoudo #thereisnothingwrongwithknowningnewthings

[Gabriel Noel @itstheit]

@atrupar Fun fact: did you know
sarsaparilla and caffeine
are why Barq's has 'bite'? 🧐

#thepowerofhaiku #barqs #ithasbite

[Gabriel Noel @itstheit]

@MobileSuitAlex Leaving where others
aspire to be confounds
me, but it's your right.

#thepowerofhaiku #alwaysthoughtsmoshwasagoal #andnotasteppingstone #onehastoworktheretoknowiguess

[Gabriel Noel @itstheit]

@Xandiadesu @tinymurdergnome It was among the
'bangers' he'd come up with, in
that 'TNTL'.

#thepowerofhaiku #tntl32 #thetransparentmack #theMI4bit #hesalsogreatintntl72 #andtntl150

[Gabriel Noel @itstheit]

@Xandiadesu @tinymurdergnome A 'TNTL'
sketch of Noah's was how I
rediscovered Smosh. 🕵️‍♂️🪣

#thepowerofhaiku #ivenothingbadtosay #otherthanthatheshouldbetheremoreoften #heshouldbeatleastaBforputitinmymouthalone

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@ElonAltman Visit us... you'll find
that we're far more diverse than
the stereotypes. 😐

#thepowerofhaiku #yeswehavemaplesyrup #butsodoyou #vermont #dobetter

[Gabriel Noel @itstheit]

@AchyBreakyShaky *Wonders if there's a
correlation between those
baby names, and Smosh...* 🤔

#thepowerofhaiku #iguesssmoshhasahugefanbaseintheUK #andtheyareallhavingbabies #thatoritsagloriouscoincidence

[Gabriel Noel @itstheit]

@bogan_feet Foot buffers exist.
Check Amazon (oh, and 'you're
welcome', in advance). 🧐

#thepowerofhaiku

[Gabriel Noel @itstheit]

@bogan_feet If that's coconut,
I might eat this... what I don't
get's the banana. 🍛🍌🤔

#thepowerofhaiku #itsthenetherlandsbytheway #theflagimean

[Gabriel Noel @itstheit]

@DamienHaas @supershayne @SmoshGames Question: what'd be the
feasibility of a
Sniper Beybattle? 🤔🧐

#thepowerofhaiku #thinksniperchess #butwithbeyblades #sniperbeybattle

[Gabriel Noel @itstheit]

@ArtieKlien @Garrett_Archer Well, I'm also a
'numbers guy' (though, thankfully,
in another field).

#thepowerofhaiku #bytheway #evenwheniusethehashtag #somepeoplestillfailtocluein