Ryan

If I tried to put something cool and witty here, it would just sound, like, dumb.

[Trey Day @Yesavage2HOF]

Any other human on earth is swinging at that 2 strike slider

[macy 💖 @gettles]

First in my bloodline to use an API key

[Ryan @itstheryguy]

@intentionally Why are so many people crying about illegal lineups 😭 this is pretty basic stuff

[Ryan Glasspiegel @sportsrapport]

Can’t imagine a world where my wife is anxious about making sure our guests can watch their out of market NFL games

[The Mist @Clinton2028]

Every Republican in every red state is convinced that their state is run by a secret cabal of democrats who are the source of all wrong and that they must reelect the incumbent republicans to get rid of that cabal, which they did not do in their previous term

[John Bourscheid 🇺🇸 🚀 @bourscheid]

WHY WOULD THE LEFTISTS RUIN THIS BEAUTIFUL STATE?!

[Ryan @itstheryguy]

Niche but AAA quality

[Michael Kasper @KasperStats]

wait a minute...

[Ryan @itstheryguy]

@LeviBetz Based on my experience today, perfect for an 80 year old couple to buy and then park slanted across 2 handicap spots

[Ryan @itstheryguy]

Where he should have been, doing 120

[Ryan @itstheryguy]

Passed a cayenne turbo s going 10 under in the left lane. Middled guy in a golf polo.

Wealth is wasted on idiots.

[Ryan @itstheryguy]

@ToteTheRockPLZ You've been that successful in life, but don't understand basic rules of the road and got got by a salesman. Incredible

[Ryan @itstheryguy]

Passed a cayenne turbo s going 10 under in the left lane. Middled guy in a golf polo.

Wealth is wasted on idiots.

[Ryan @itstheryguy]

@FedEx when something is inconsequential: "we have truck drivers working around the clock to get this to you".

@FedEx when something is 600 miles away and I pay extra for express delivery: "let's fly this 1500 miles to TN, lose it, and deliver 4 days late".

#HubAndSpoke

[Ryan @itstheryguy]

Impressive that this is going to get from Memphis to my door in under 3 hours @FedEx

[Ryan @itstheryguy]

Impressive that this is going to get from Memphis to my door in under 3 hours @FedEx

[bri @brie_alyssa]

this is a threat?

[hater @goat2737]

@westwood1sports @mookiealexander Harlan deserves to be calling prime time games man

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

The sun is too bright in australia its actually going to screw up all of our sleep cycles watching this game

[Ryan @itstheryguy]

You miss 10 minutes on this app and you're screwed

[Ryan @itstheryguy]

@X9_redux Mine is black (pyr x newf) and he couldn't match that kill streak. He does hate yotes though

[X9 @X9_redux]

I love my Pyrenees but Casper is a legend.