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[ivy @ivyleeech]

i dont think there is any reason that something like amazon 2 day shipping should exist tbh

[ivy @ivyleeech]

ive never made more than 20k in a year aside from settlements but i also just hate working

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

Kevin O’Leary says Gen Z needs to stop spending $28 on lunch when they only make $70,000—that is why they stay poor.

[ivy @ivyleeech]

like a vast majority of companies only function bc people lack time from working and making profit for someone else. things like fast food or food delivery would become less of a staple if people had an extra 10 hours a week

[Cirsova - Dream Lords Legacy Live on Kickstarter @cirsova]

Wait, you guys are making $70k a year?

[ivy @ivyleeech]

i think i should just keep my streak thru the summer tbh maybe not having sex will keep me frustrated enough to win

[ivy @ivyleeech]

im rlly grappling with if i should have sex before my fight. like i kinda need that and i think it would relieve some stress but men are so unpredictable and annoying that it might add to the stress.

[ivy @ivyleeech]

i wonder what happened to my 5th grade time capsule like is it still in the ground or did they take it out and not invite me

[em @pawnofshame]

when the friendship feel oddly romantic

[cory @coolmathgame_]

horror movie lovers be like i love that movie it made me feel fucking awful and horrible and really scared

[ivy @ivyleeech]

@Lupin0o7 @danishacarterr i have maintained this stance for over 5 years now. i do take meds and my belief hasnt changed!

[The Posting Menace 🍯💗🦇 @Lupin0o7]

@danishacarterr The US government forces drug dealers under threat of prison to lace drugs with fentanyl so it kills drug addicts and scares away everyone else as their desprate last attempt to win the war on drugs. No I will not take my meds.

[Daquan Wiltshire DSG 🤘🏾🐝 @DAQUANDSG]

As a man, you have to experience what it’s like to have an abundance of options at least once in your life. It’s so much easier to understand why women treat men the way they do. A lot of men can’t get even one woman to match with them, so they couldn’t fathom having multiple women trying to get their attention. You’ll end up matching with and ignoring or ghosting plenty, flaking on dates, entertaining conversations you know will lead nowhere, basically everything women do to men. You won’t fault them as much once you’ve been in their shoes

[ivy @ivyleeech]

devastating: man with naturally sharp jawline and high cheekbones inherited from a father likened to ryan gosling couldnt figure out angles to save his life

[ivy @ivyleeech]

i swiped left on my husband even tho i'd known him beforehand bc his pictures were terrible & i could barely tell it was him. contacted him outside of the apps shortly after. very attractive man in person but didnt like social media or selfies

[Jacob L @JacobL1994_]

I think part of the problem with dating apps is that the things that make men attractive to women are not things that are easy to convey digitally

I’ve had way more success IRL with women who wouldn’t have looked at me for even a microsecond on the apps.

[ivy @ivyleeech]

huge part of his charm was that he wasn't digitally cultured. ofc he used messenger and youtube but he'd never post a tiktok or make an instagram dump. it was super endearing, but it made him restless

[jean @swordgunlimited]

(Your extremely touch starved friend with bad parents): Wow…going to the dentist is kind of erotic isn’t it?

[ivy @ivyleeech]

sometimes we will even walk really close to each other to pass. it's called suspense

[ivy @ivyleeech]

we've been playing eyeball tennis and miscommunicating through music for like 2 years now, i think its working !!

[˗ˏˋ ´ˎ˗ @lapislagoons]

if you meet someone later in life who you want to be with long term, you have to make a point to make teenager style memories with them