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[jodie foster but not that one 🐀 @j0diefoster]

doctor: dont google ur symptoms
my doctor, literally in front of me: google’s my symptoms

[Carlsberg. @Carlynotcarley]

If you genuinely think disabled people, those on benefits and immigrants are the root of all your problems and you go after them and not after the people at this obscene display of wealth then there is no helping you.

Poor people didn't make you poor.

[Eleanor Neale @ELEANORXNEALE]

Her tampon was forced so impossibly deep into her that it had to be removed with forceps at the hospital

[Tara @boredwriter1]

Every summer, fate chooses a CEO for the sacrifice. That's the ritual.

[Yorkshire Victor Meldrew+his dog @TheMeldrew]

Can't have disabled people going out of the house once in a while

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Can a Trump supporter explain why this is necessary without sounding like an utter sociopath

[Carley 🤖 (snob) @carleypero]

I don’t care if this sounds elitist cause I really don’t think it is, you do not deserve a degree if you cannot write a basic research paper pertaining to your field of study without using ai

[Dr. Mel 🇳🇱🇸🇷 @LisKis93]

That one article about the woman who was overweight and she kept telling the doctors she was trying to exercise but it hurt too bad & she couldn't breathe and they just told her she needed to push through when actually she had lung cancer AND HER LUNG WAS ROTTING INSIDE HER BODY

[The Resonance @Partisan_12]

“My name is Yival Moav, I'm 18 years old & i refuse to be complicit in GEN0CIDE.”

“I'm expected to enlist, I'm going to refuse and GO TO MILITARY PRISON FOR AN INDEFINITE AMOUNT OF TIME”

[Eman🇵🇸 @Ema97n]

A 22-year-old girl tries to feed the starving.
And they threaten her life — publicly.

This is the world we’re becoming.

[Brendan May @bmay]

This ‘lovely family man’ came within metres of mowing down two of my children, so perhaps he isn’t.

[🐊Taddy_Dudstare🐊 @TaddyDudstare]

This is how I found out that Freddy Krueger is a child molester

[Friendly Neighborhood Comrade @SpiritofLenin]

The first 18 pages the age is listed as 0
The first 18 pages the age is listed as 0
The first 18 pages the age is listed as 0
The first 18 pages the age is listed as 0
The first 18 pages the age is listed as 0
The first 18 pages the age is listed as 0

[Sammy Obeid @SammyObeid]

“They all voted for Hamas”
-unpacked in 90 seconds

[The Left Bible @theleftbible]

KNEECAP respond after Sharon Osbourne says their visas should be revoked.

[rose @_notrose]

formal apology to my parents for my behavior during the 2008 recession. if someone asked me to buy them a nintendo ds and an annual roblox membership rn i'd actually blow up

[PRIDE 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇬🇧 @prideukorg]

Boycott anything Harry Potter, anything to do with this vicious woman. RT

[The Resonance @Partisan_12]

“Once you learn the real history you can’t unlearn it. Once you get past the media & the White House focusing solely on October 7th, once you begin to look at October 6th, 5th, 4th and the 75 years before of oppression.”

—American Rapper Macklemore🔥

[Paula 🍉 @PaulaCScot]

Get ready to prove your biological womanhood, ladies! Not sure how you do that without an actual sexual assault taking place but what a win!! Winning is great! Do you feel like a winner?