jade

33 • obsessed with cats • pokemon • video games • she/her • no DMS

[jade @j4des]

been MIA for 4 days playing stardew. sorry can’t talk, have lots of farming to do x

[jade @j4des]

happy tuesday girlies x

[jade @j4des]

went for a food shop, got to the alcohol aisle, turned to craig and was like fuck it, let’s have a drink tonight. honestly feel like we deserve it considering we haven’t drank in so long and have been having a rough time. hwfg. tuesday night drinking x

[jade @j4des]

i had the worst sleep bc marley was being a wee brat all night and i have to take melody to the vets. today is going to be a looooong day

[Craig🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Wee_Cee00]

Americans using “Scotsman” as if it’s derogatory 💀

[jade @j4des]

been cleaning since half 10 this morning. could go for a wee nap

[momo🌷 @cruelsoft]

unfortunately me

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

the problem is we were taught to fear the witches & not the men who burned them

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

The way everyone went quiet as soon as he turned the lights off LMAOOOO

[Cale 🥬 @CaleCrypto]

The hottest thing a man can do is collect pokemon cards

[sydnee 🌱 @ginasfsydnee]

does the feeling of "oh my god i have a cat and they live with me and i love them so much" ever go away or is that kinda a forever thing

[sharp 🌌 @cull_trade]

breaking news

[samantha @samanthaktw]

there’s something VERY gay about grown men being so concerned with a footballers choice in women. he won’t shag you brother !

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

my ass is fat because it’s full of love & whimsy

[alex ⋆˚࿔⋆⭒˚｡⋆ @whateverremainz]

am i the hungry fucking caterpillar dawg just let me have my birthday cake

[jade @j4des]

cheese 😄

[𝔎𝔢𝔯𝔯𝔦 𖦹⭒°｡⋆ @kerrixma]

🗡️🌲🪵🧚

[Serena @pinkshye]

there is zero thoughts in its head

[jade @j4des]

not even over-exaggerating when i say i would be in jail if this ever happened to one of my bairns. what a fucking sin man

[miia @miiagarro]

u have to publicly crashout at least once so people know not to play with u