Jason

your lemon squares taste like ass

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

this is why they failed to force people to take charlie kirk’s death seriously btw. they fundamentally do not value life and are shocked when that is reciprocated. just unserious people

[Jason @j7sonl]

Get fucked if you think any of this was funny. Get absolutely fucked. Pieces of shit.

[Mike Salvatore @MikeSalvatore10]

Just a reminder that 9/11 jokes don't make you funny or edgy; they make you an asshole

[Mike Salvatore @MikeSalvatore10]

Just a reminder that 9/11 jokes don't make you funny or edgy; they make you an asshole

[🌙SPOOKTOBER WEEIFU♥️ @emyjaegerbmb]

I know nuance and empathy doesn’t come easily to you guys but turning tragedy into a competition isn’t it. 9/11 was and is a tragedy, people are still dying from it. And the way the US gov. exploited it to kill millions is *also* a tragedy. Two things can be true at once

[John Cena @JohnCena]

#NeverForget. 🇺🇸

[moose @mooseincrisis]

delete pls

[Jason @j7sonl]

Don’t like Candance Owens but god damn did she eat Andrew Wilson the fuck up 😂 screw that dumb prick

[໊ @buffys]

rest in peace, kirby 💔

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

scientific fact

[✒️ @Literariium]

me looking for excuses not to go out with anyone

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

If I had a dragon, I would NOT be sending him into war. Thank you very much. He’d be safe in his bed with his treats.

[katie @spongebobfan360]

wow.... is this real??

[ali👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 @scissorsapphic8]

Me once the clock strikes 12:00 tonight

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Keep calling it Twitter.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

STOP THE CAR

[cessi 🥤 @ceciiii07]

how it feels pretending to agree with people so they stop talking

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

(J.K. Rowling thinking of a curse that reshapes your bones) 𝘊𝘭𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘤𝘶𝘭𝘢𝘳.