Josh Cartwright

Basically....I recycle shit.

[Josh Cartwright @j_carterwright]

@STN_Airport hi there can I take a tablet and power bank in my carry on luggage? Flying to Nice

[Josh Cartwright @j_carterwright]

@easyJet can I take a tablet and 2 x backup mobile batteries on a European flight? (Stansted to Nice)

[Josh Cartwright @j_carterwright]

@Gee_Cartwright https://t.co/rKldCbiYA7

[Facts Professor @FactsProfessor]

All the books in Dumbledore’s office in the Harry Potter movies are just the Yellow Pages rebound to look old.

[Dwayne Johnson @TheRock]

Our prayers and strengh to the victims and their families involved in this tragedy in Manchester. Stay strong. @ArianaGrande 🙏🏾

[LADbible @ladbible]

Footage captures moment 'explosion' hits Manchester Arena. https://t.co/hFe1zrZjK3

[Josh Cartwright @j_carterwright]

Why do they write 'please drink responsibly' on alcohol? If I were to drink responsibly I'd be drinking water. #notmymum

[Josh Cartwright @j_carterwright]

@AnglianWater how are them reservoirs looking now? 😂💦🌧 can I not #loveeverydrop when all my waterproofs are drenched?

[Josh Cartwright @j_carterwright]

@WorldRugby the game is flawed, 'hard' tackles are what a good tackle was 5 years ago. Grass roots players are put off because of new laws

[Andy Handel @Partofthe99too]

By retweeting this tweet we agree that Nicola Sturgeon would be totally irresponsible in calling an #Indyref2 and should resign

[Josh Cartwright @j_carterwright]

#RIPJoost 🇿🇦

[Anglian Water @AnglianWater]

Did you know there are more bacteria at a Water Recycling Centre than stars in the galaxy? They are vital in the sewage treatment process

[Dr. Sheldon Cooper @TheRealSheldonC]

We're 36 days into 2017, the year is already 10% over.

[Anglian Water @AnglianWater]

Today we're announcing £425m of investment in our network this year and a 2% rise in bills. Full story https://t.co/a0ehb3wxFN

[Josh Cartwright @j_carterwright]

Why is there branded/expensive bleach? You literally pour it down the toilet.

[Josh Cartwright @j_carterwright]

@AnglianWater nice one cheers 😊

[Anglian Water @AnglianWater]

@j_carterwright We have a burst main in the area, which we are working hard to get fixed. This should all be complete by midday today ..

[Josh Cartwright @j_carterwright]

@AnglianWater doesn't seem to be any running water on Eastfield Road Louth.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

"It is better to smash a dog torturer's face in with a fucking hammer than to let that dog be tortured" -
Old Chinese Proverb

[Josh Cartwright @j_carterwright]

When I die, my tombstone will read 'skint since 1991' #needmoney

[Josh Cartwright @j_carterwright]

@BrookPaulJones 12 years since the heartbreak https://t.co/3MQxGbAuQ5

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Throwback.