I changed my profile pic for the first time ever like a month ago and NOT ONE OF YOU SAID ANYTHING. I BET EVERYONE OVER ON THREADS WOULD’VE NOTICED. Jk threads is boring.
We all knew that #Canada was the real super power as they try to smother the US with a pillow. #Wild#fires my ”toque” they are clearly burning maple leaves 🍁 & old imperial measurement textbooks!
I’m gonna be in Idaho this weekend performing with the Dry Bar Comedy tour and I can’t wait! If you’re near @cfa_official, this show is going to be 🔥🔥🔥! TICKETS: https://t.co/ZIvNFmuMMy
Georgia! I’m doing a show close to home! I’ll be performing a new hour of material on July 1! (I’ll also be one million months pregnant!) Get your tickets! Use the code EARLYBIRD for 20% off!
Tickets: https://t.co/KPWEBXGcwc
If my husband suddenly gets up while we’re watching tv on the couch, I always ask where he’s going. He might be going to the bathroom or he might be heading to the kitchen for a snack. As a woman, both of those activities are very social for me, so yes, maybe I want to come too.
Saturday, February 11, I’ll be at Krackpots Comedy Club in Massillon, Ohio (just an hour south of Cleveland)! One night, two shows!
TICKETS: https://t.co/mwrUeLaoqp