Jared Maguire

The people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the one who do.

[Kevin Carpenter @kejca]

Warren Buffett: "The bottom 2% in terms of income in the United States, the bottom 5%, and for sure the top 1% all live better than John D. Rockefeller was living when I was six years old."

"John D. Rockefeller was the richest man in the world and, today, you can get better medicine, better education, better entertainment, better transportation. You can do everything better than he could."

"When I was born, the dentist didn't use novocaine!"

[Nebraska Men's Basketball @HuskerMBB]

From your living room to the Bricktown canal,

Relive the moment that took all of Husker Nation by storm.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Kent Pavelka Nebraska’s play by play announcer for 41 years had the best call you’ll hear today.

[Jeremy @Jeremy_]

Quick math:

Obama's ICE chief: Award for 920,000 removals
Trump's ICE chief: Called Nazi

Same guy. Tom Homan.

Obama 2012: 409,000 deportations
Trump 2025: 290,000 deportations

More = award
Less = Gestapo

I'll wait for someone to explain.

[Rapid Response 47 @RapidResponse47]

🚨 BREAKING

[Riley Gaines @Riley_Gaines_]

They lie, let their audience read it and believe it, then issue a half-hearted hidden correction at the end of the story hours (or even days) later.

This is exactly how people like Charlie Kirk end up murdered.

Disrespectfully, screw you @nytimes.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🎯

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

When asked about Elon: We didn’t elect him he needs to go.

Asked about Fauci right after: He was appointed by a president.

[Bonchie @bonchieredstate]

Those Bud Light cans were bought. If you’d like to buy a Tesla and set it on fire, you are welcome to do so.

Any other confusion I can clear up?

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

🎯🎯

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The email request was utterly trivial, as the standard for passing the test was to type some words and press send!

Yet so many failed even that inane test, urged on in some cases by their managers.

Have you ever witnessed such INCOMPETENCE and CONTEMPT for how YOUR TAXES are being spent?

Makes old Twitter look good. Didn’t think that was possible.

[George @BehizyTweets]

BREAKING: President Trump is about to sign an Executive Order expanding access to IVF.

This could include mandating insurance companies to cover the treatment and allowing couples with fertility issues to have kids.

He campaigned on this.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Well, maybe this explains why the Democrats don’t want @DOGE to investigate.

Biggest fraud operation in human history!

[Kelly @kellyinvegas]

I know this is political (even though it shouldn’t be) but why are people opposing auditing the federal government? I want to know where every dollar I send goes.

[Martha Bueno @BuenoForMiami]

“Elon is unelected!”

So is everyone at the IRS, EPA, FBI, CIA, NIH, DEA, etc.

Remember when unelected Fauci shut this country down over a cold?

Be consistent. The hypocrisy is getting old AF.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Wise words

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Just In: Bud Light has released another HILARIOUS Super Bowl commercial with Post Malone, Shane Gillis, and Peyton Manning.

😂😂😂

https://t.co/3doeZ8ZY5r

[Rapid Response 47 @RapidResponse47]

Wrong (as usual)

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

It was astonishing how insanely hard legacy media tried to cancel me for saying “my heart goes out to you” and moving my hand from my heart to the audience.

In the end, this deception will just be another nail in the coffin of legacy media.