JR

Don't assume I share your prejudices.

[John Iadarola @johniadarola]

I just want Bernie to run on stage with a steel chair. #Debates2020

[Daily Kos @dailykos]

There are five more segments??? #Debates2020

[JR @j_rizz]

😭 https://t.co/ns8jL8YfWU

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

At least the Falcons won the popular vote

[JR @j_rizz]

This is exactly what I said. #pleaserespond https://t.co/XJ0FTRM0Ox

[zellie @zellieimani]

Serious question. Do they have extra #SuperBowl commercials in case there's an overtime game?

[🤙🏾 Mr. October 🤙🏾 @ALCHEMIST1906]

Hillary - 21
Donald - 0

..... And then...

Hillary - 28
Donald - 28

....we've been here before yall...

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

Budweiser commercial ends just before the immigrant dude puts on a MAGA hat

[Cee @ceedotcee]

Lady Gaga leaped off that stage like #SuperBowl

[JR @j_rizz]

If you want to see the end of the journey 84 commercial https://t.co/B6kEJj21PG

[JR @j_rizz]

@Samrah_Alba @King_M_Dot 😂😂😂we're raising a feminist no matter what the gender

[JR @j_rizz]

@Samrah_Alba 😂 I haven't gotten to that one yet

[paperwash© @PaperWash]

18: can I buy a bottle of wine?

USA: no that's illegal & irresponsible

18: can I go $50,000 into debt for education?

USA: we encourage it

[JR @j_rizz]

Count me in https://t.co/uHQcPClBlo

[lauren ashley bishop @sbellelauren]

support my new cause PAWS OVER BRAS i don't know what we do yet but it involves dogs & not wearing bras & sorry you can't not support that

[JR @j_rizz]

Make good choices this holiday season https://t.co/dzowTNpsFM

[slam dance tarantula @JermHimselfish]

"Just accept it, you lost, now get over it" said the person waving a confederate flag

[JR @j_rizz]

In line to vote & the man behind me is standing WAY too close. I can feel his breath. I hate everything.

[JR @j_rizz]

@iammissparker I want to put this back on your radar.

[Kevin Flood @FLOOKLYN]

Make sure you hit the "clear" button on the microwave or else the next person will know your fat ass couldnt wait 7 more goddamn seconds

[Dopamine Darling @torrami]

"Self care" is my favorite buzzword that also sounds like a polite euphemism for masturbating