Hannah einbinder: does anyone know any older women I can make out with?
Gianmarco: cunt
A 20 y/o who’s never had a pap smear: the speculum is medical rape.
Slayyyter: CRANK IT
Class of 2020: we didn’t get a prom. We didn’t get a graduation
Awkwafina: what is you talmbout
@bryan_johnson When I was at rock bottom, the only thing that helped any amount was chatting with my young niece and nephew. So however children speak, do that lol. Or even better if there are kids in your life you can chat with
@GeauxSeeTheLady They are amazing. Saw them live at a festival and was so excited when they came on that someone gave me their front row spot 😂 Highly recommend going to see them!
@bluebirdariel Guys forcing yourself to stop chilling in the bathroom and get into the shower and now you’re finally in the shower and comfortable and you have to get OUT of the shower again??
It is disheartening to see today that the strength of international law and humanitarian law no longer seems binding, replaced by the presumed right to overpower others. This is unworthy and shameful for humanity and for the leaders of nations.
Look at this fuckin’ guy. DRIVING to his poll site and making staff stand there in the 90° heat to hold a parking spot. He gives zero fucks about even appearing to be a New Yorker. He hates the city, hates everything about. Do not rank him.