Dr. Johnson

Fake PhD from the Pallo Jordan Discount Doctorate Academy. Thesis - "Side-effects of the polyzygotronifikator virus on the health of the urban vervet monkey"

[Dr. Johnson @jabu_johnson]

@ThatDarnKitteh Although it hurts to go away it's impossible to stay
But there's one thing I must say before you go -

Save all the kitties for me, save all the kitties for me

[Dr. Johnson @jabu_johnson]

@stsweeney3 No relation of Tracker Jackers I presume.

[Dr. Johnson @jabu_johnson]

@ThatDarnKitteh Oh Noes! You going to Dubai! Going to miss you around here. Look after poor kitties.

[Dr. Johnson @jabu_johnson]

@DelilahsTacos @stsweeney3 Queenie Jellybeanie is lovely!

[Dr. Johnson @jabu_johnson]

@CorrectMarkham And the poor Jack Russell??

[Giles @Giles43235302]

@ArmandDoma

[Lynie @Tall_Lady_4]

11/11

[Dr. Johnson @jabu_johnson]

@FluffyProppy @stsweeney3 No - it EeveeBaggery!

[Dr. Johnson @jabu_johnson]

@ViviMpikashe Actually, we just need to rename Eskom. Maybe to 'Winnie Mandela Power Company'. That'll fix things.

[Dr. Johnson @jabu_johnson]

@WitnessKZN Only the lusers want a recount.

[Dr. Johnson @jabu_johnson]

@GovernmentZA @PresidencyZA And how do you intend paying for this dream? You have stolen all our money already.

[Dr. Johnson @jabu_johnson]

@tito_mboweni Now you are delusional.

[Dr. Johnson @jabu_johnson]

@DawieScholtz /me pisses on your paywall

[Dr. Johnson @jabu_johnson]

Back home after 10 days in ICU with cardiac failure. I HATE hospitals. I will live, if somewhat slowly.

[Dan Baldassarre @evornithology]

Jackson Pollock at an academic conference: "This slide's a little busy but lemme walk you through it."

[Dr. Johnson @jabu_johnson]

@MbalulaFikile Believe that and you'll believe anything.

[Dr. Johnson @jabu_johnson]

@NewsfromScience Is that a Corvid? A Corvid-19 maybe?

[Dr. Johnson @jabu_johnson]

@KoketsoResane @rodcampsbay My gosh! What rubbish.

[Dr. Johnson @jabu_johnson]

@KoketsoResane @rodcampsbay Thankyou.