Jonny 2x4

I’d rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy

[depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki]

here's how the "earth" article looked in 2001 when wikipedia was 3 weeks old, long before anyone realized that astronauts would someday edit the site from space

[Jonny 2x4 @jacefaceyo]

Barry is so good i wish NoHo Hank was real

[largest rodent @capybaroness]

largely responsible for a surge in cinephilia among young people that has almost no historical precedent while also helping raise the profiles of older films that would have otherwise gone forgotten and new films that would otherwise fly under the radar. undeniably good for film.

[legrande @TekeliyetT]

My favourite sludge albums of all time

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers.

[FIORE @drakebonergif]

a falcon just dove down from the sky and tore both of my areolas clean off

[fredesque @FredTaming]

[reading a book in first person] i dont remember doing any of this

[赤信号わたる @GoAkashin]

我が子を育てるサトゥルヌス

[Jonny 2x4 @jacefaceyo]

McDonalds monkey knuckle sandwhich

[vost @foolibuster]

brave new world

[Sleepy time bear @bridespanker]

Me right now

[Jonny 2x4 @jacefaceyo]

My doctor said i can vape as much as i want

[Sillyparty @dwarvenmonk]

@onionweigher

[Possum Reviews @ReviewsPossum]

This AI text detector says Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address was written by AI.

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

Dan is doing coke in the bathroom of the California native plant nursery every 10 minutes and telling the old ladies he has IBS

[Jonny 2x4 @jacefaceyo]

Luka and Carlos Alcaraz dream blunt rotation

[Errai @errai]

(texting craigslist buyer from my blimp) I'm above