shmoooooooooooool

just chillin and moshing and vibin // they/he

[shmoooooooooooool @shmoowoo]

using ai to write emails/blogposts/whatever tf else is so lame - find joy in the art of crafting a little packet of your own words you dweeb

[Hanch Tarchup Jr. @misharipov]

Hate to bring this up in the middle of a heist but when I said I was a safe cracker I meant I'm a chill white guy

[spongebobham2billion @spongebobhamtwo]

June is just regular month to me. Just a glimpse into how gay my mind has become

[shmoooooooooooool @shmoowoo]

i take offense to the childish phrase "dogs are boys and cats are girls"

my dog is non-binary, he told me

[Hello @VeinRichard]

I come from old monkey

[shmoooooooooooool @shmoowoo]

they should invent gum that tastes like a five-course meal but doesn't turn you big and blue and round

[Ace ✮ @ihyace]

rate my take off

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

She had an ass like a truck bed and a rack like high beams. And legs like wheels

[shmoooooooooooool @shmoowoo]

nvm found them 🙂

[shmoooooooooooool @shmoowoo]

does anyone know where i put my glasses

[Nēa "Dracula" Ching @TheGayChingy]

Inside you are two dogs. One dog goes one way and the other goes the other. And this guy’s saying “whaddya want from me?”

[Bummer T. Vibes, Esq @VibesBummer]

When I’m eating shared nachos I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent.

[matt @mattybtweets69]

There’s a disease going so viral that you can catch it just by looking at someone with it. It’s called, a smile :)

[Marcelame @_Marcelame]

I FOUND IT

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

My shoulders are too bony for someone to rest their head on. They're like anti-homeless architecture

[Darth Erogenous @darth_erogenous]

kanye: Thing is, I’m Wallace, I’m running shit .. But I gotta be Gromit too

Zane lowe: yeah

Kanye: i’m That pioneer. fashion, music, all of it. I’m building this shit in my basement

Zane: right. like Wallace

kanye: { too loud} But they don’t know I’m Gromit though