Porter

[Friendly Neighborhood Comrade @SpiritofLenin]

Presented without comment.

[paul @paulswhtn]

few jokes are as funny as those illegal post ap exam ones chile you know I had some laughs on twitter after finishing why lie

[Rachel McCartney @RachelMComedy]

Man, how hot do you think Freud's mom was?

[coffee bae @iamsashakae]

ok joe. the girls need:
- stimmies
- student debt cancelled
- shut the country down for like 2 weeks to slow covid
- mandate masks

[abby govindan @abbygov]

$15 per hour? what’s next? basic human rights?

[Austin Maguire @Austin_Maguire]

The word “adulting” is violence

[chad @badboychadhoy]

how you gonna skateboard and be a republican

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

Trump got the whole 2020 experience
Got covid, got fired, got evicted

[T @tylerthecreator]

november, november

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

With a Democratic majority in the House and Senate we must end the absurdity of women making 80 cents on the dollar compared to men. Equal pay for equal work is not a radical idea.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I heard it's #NationalDessertDay

[Porter @jack_sheets_]

Aaand there goes parks and rec

[Edgar @LifeOfEdgar]

How you gonna say undocumented immigrants are here for freebies and to steal from this country when they been paying more taxes than your own president

[Yamiche Alcindor @Yamiche]

Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg dictated this statement to her granddaughter Clara Spera: "My most fervent wish is that I will not be replaced until a new president is installed." https://t.co/IUtqGDV1Cj

[frankya @FrankyAbrego]

people in the 1960’s, probably: “I just don’t understand what sitting at the whites-only counter is going to accomplish”

[Vaush 📺 @VaushV]

My favorite meme is when Republicans point at America and say "this is what you can expect under a Biden presidency" and it's literally just what happened under Trump

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Talk to me again about how a Green New Deal “goes too far to address the problem”