Jack St. James

The gods envy us.

[Jack St. James @jack_stjames]

I aspire to have the kind of physique that makes someone complain about unrealistic standards.

[Jack St. James @jack_stjames]

@masochistmartyr Excellent humblebrag that I will never not fall for

[Jack St. James @jack_stjames]

@masochistmartyr The journey matters as much as the destination… you find it a slog because many of them are slogs in human form

[Jack St. James @jack_stjames]

@oceaniathoghts Don’t just dream it, live it

[American Conservation Coalition @ACC_National]

Are you All American Summer maxxing?

[Jack St. James @jack_stjames]

@kojimaicmatters And some people don’t know I can behave this way

[Jack St. James @jack_stjames]

@zuki_2024 Zuki noooo

[Jack St. James @jack_stjames]

@AssAtGames @hotstripper777 @AwakenedOutlaw It should be made clear that I could wake up, drink myself back coma, shit myself during said coma and wake up to do it all again the next day and still be better and have more dignity than the left. We do not live on their terms. They are not the yardstick.

[Jack St. James @jack_stjames]

Roundabouts are an IQ test.

[-M- @apbtmentality]

Boomers, question for you…

When you are driving and you approach a roundabout, do you stroke out a little bit or what’s going on there?

What seems to be the major malfunction?

I’m asking for literally everyone…

[Jill.EXE @exiliosiberia]

Charlotte Gainsbourg and Stacy Martin for Nymphomaniac (2013)

[Jack St. James @jack_stjames]

Twice a day 250 days of the year, I want and need it to drive itself because commuting sucks and many many other drivers shouldn’t be on the road

The other 100 days though, or if it’s 4am… oh the laws I broke (in Mexico obv)

It’s nice to have the Swiss Army Knife of cars

But I still want an F150 Lightning
And a 911
And a Taycan
And a Miata
And an S-Class

Life’s too short to drive bad cars.

[Jack St. James @jack_stjames]

@wayfarer679 @youngwerther123 They certainly couldn’t have gotten worse lol

[Jack St. James @jack_stjames]

Almost every word in this is wrong, and I don’t even have anything against the nouns (except maybe Toyota)

Genesis is at normal luxury pricing
Hyundai/KIA EVs have a known charging issue since ~2022 they’re just now addressing
Hyundai/KIA gas cars have a known ongoing engine defect

[Jack St. James @jack_stjames]

@mxlindstrom @hannaahhn There are other things to do in Italy?

[Jack St. James @jack_stjames]

@mattforney @interstatejuche Patriot 🫡

[Jack St. James @jack_stjames]

@interstatejuche Lots of that going around lately

[Jack St. James @jack_stjames]

@LeviSpires I was waiting for this video for 43 days lol… not a lot of high mileage Tesla content out there

For the record, this is what a new battery costs from Tesla but there are plenty of used ones available around $5k installed

[Jack St. James @jack_stjames]

@ESPRESS0REXIC “$500 DM fee”

🙄

[Jack St. James @jack_stjames]

@missus_wormy Correcting mistakes is what separates man from beast though

[Jack St. James @jack_stjames]

I don’t think you could have proved my point in fewer words you flaming retard

I don’t want my daughter to have a quinceañera
I don’t want my son to go viral for eating processed pineapple soaked in enough Red 40 to kill a horse
I don’t want to abandon my hometown to make my net worth go up on paper
I don’t want people representing me in Congress to look and behave like Beto O’Rourke, Jasmine Crockett or James Talarico - or Ted Cruz

Interesting that didn’t respond at all to me calling Dallas and Texas a self promoting shithole Ponzi scheme, to say nothing of the fact that Texas has among the highest property taxes in the nation and that housing is being thrown up so haphazardly that developers are using cardboard siding (code compliant btw)

If people like you confronted reality then Austin Metcalf, Breonna Taylor, George Floyd and Jocelyn Nungaray would all be alive today but instead you cling to original sin for retards because the alternative is being mean to bad people

Your children - if you ever bother to have any - will never amount to anything and will work for men like me, and you’ll own nothing but a growing pile of used tissues stained with the dreams you’ll never live

Sad.