Jack D. Albrecht Jr.

Tesla Lead Production Associate and best selling author of the Osric's Wand series. Tweets are my own.

[Jack D. Albrecht Jr. @jackdalbrechtjr]

@elonmusk I used to think a rocket landing was the coolest thing ever…. Now this is! What’s next?!?

[Jack D. Albrecht Jr. @jackdalbrechtjr]

School should ignite curiosity, not enforce orthodoxy. When kids are curious, they dig deeper, discover passions, and learn how to research properly. Handing them the Bible as Western literature alongside other foundational texts does exactly that — it opens doors instead of closing them under the banner of ‘inclusion.’ Mandating one narrow worldview while banning exposure to others is the real indoctrination

[Jack D. Albrecht Jr. @jackdalbrechtjr]

Exactly. The ‘inclusion’ project only includes what it approves of. It was fine mandating lessons on contested identities and sexual theory in elementary schools, but the second the Bible appears on a reading list as foundational Western literature, it’s suddenly ‘forcing religion.’ That’s not tolerance or inclusion — it’s ideological monopoly with better PR.

[Alice Smith @TheAliceSmith]

The real class war is between the productive class and the parasitic class.

[Jack D. Albrecht Jr. @jackdalbrechtjr]

@stevenmarkryan Steven, you set the bar at “superhuman handjob” years ago.
Tesla just posted “hand jobs available.”
We might actually be there.

[Jack D. Albrecht Jr. @jackdalbrechtjr]

@iElijahManley “I fight powerful people” is a cute little slogan for someone who’s never actually built anything.
You sued Ron DeSantis at 22 and now you run around pretending that people who create companies, employ thousands, and push civilization forward are the enemy. Meanwhile Elon paid more in taxes in a single year than you will likely earn in your entire life — over $11 billion — and he did it without hiding the money offshore or taking the rich person’s exit ramp of endless write-offs. His wealth isn’t cash in a vault. It’s stock in the companies he actually built.
You didn’t create jobs. You didn’t invent anything. You didn’t move technology or humanity forward. You just learned how to weaponize resentment and division for attention and political points.
That’s not leadership. That’s parasitic. It’s the exact kind of toxic, grievance-based politics that got rejected. There’s no room for people who divide for a living while contributing nothing.
Try building something instead of resenting the people who do

[Jack D. Albrecht Jr. @jackdalbrechtjr]

@muheediva01 Pay off my student loans

[Jack D. Albrecht Jr. @jackdalbrechtjr]

@JSX423 Soon that will happen. Tesla is doing away with pedals and steering wheels in next gen cars

[Jack D. Albrecht Jr. @jackdalbrechtjr]

@ewarren Spare us the “rich need to pay their fair share” theater.
Elon paid the single largest individual tax bill in American history — over $11 billion in one year — while you sit there pretending he’s some tax-dodging hoarder. He didn’t offshore it. He didn’t hide it in trusts. He didn’t take the rich person’s exit ramp of endless write-offs. He just paid it.
His wealth isn’t cash in a vault. It’s stock in the companies he actually built — companies that are dragging humanity forward while you do nothing but complain and divide people for votes.
This constant class warfare grift is exactly why your party got kicked out. Stop pretending you care about fairness and get the hell out of the way of the people who are actually building the future.

[Jack D. Albrecht Jr. @jackdalbrechtjr]

@industryiq @stevenmarkryan Nah. Once we have Digital Optimus the research will be fast. Then implementing it will be for those who actually want to succeed

[Jack D. Albrecht Jr. @jackdalbrechtjr]

@stevenmarkryan the timing on this repost is suspicious as hell. 😂😉
Elon just mentioned Digital Optimus doing work while you’re at a Supercharger, Tesla drops the Megapod filing, and suddenly your car isn’t just sitting there charging… it’s becoming a low-latency AI sidekick for the Megapods at the station.
We’re not just getting robotaxis. We’re getting mobile AI nodes that can think fast because the brain is right there at the pump. Zero latency, full hustle.
The “All Your AI Compute Are Belong To Us” arc is accelerating and I’m here for it.

[Jack D. Albrecht Jr. @jackdalbrechtjr]

@nytimes Another day, another lazy hit piece on Tesla.
The car’s own data proves the driver floored the accelerator and was doing 73 mph in a neighborhood. This wasn’t Autopilot — it was driver error.
Do better. Or at least do the bare minimum and check the facts before publishing.

[Dillon Loomis @DillonLoomis]

Hey @nytimes - you scum bags are going to correct your headline and issue an apology to Tesla for rushing out inaccurate information, correct? $TSLA

[Dillon Loomis @DillonLoomis]

@LuvMontana @nytimes beyond time ron

[Jack D. Albrecht Jr. @jackdalbrechtjr]

After nearly a full year of Robotaxi operations in Austin, the active unsupervised fleet is still relatively small.
As someone preparing to run a small commercial Cybercab fleet, I keep wondering how Tesla actually plans to structure the day-to-day operations for fleet owners:
Will Tesla centrally manage charging, cleaning, maintenance, and storage? Or will owners be responsible for scheduling and handling those logistics themselves?
This makes a massive difference for small operators trying to build responsibly. Any clarity on the operational model would be genuinely helpful.
I’d pay for the service if Tesla offered it
@robotaxi @elonmusk @WholieMarsBlog @SawyerMerritt

[Jack D. Albrecht Jr. @jackdalbrechtjr]

If I could send one message to any alien civilization out there:
“We’re ready to meet you.”
Not our governments — the people. We’ve got sightings, stories, and now serious official interest. Some of it’s probably noise, but enough feels real that we deserve straight answers.
We’re curious. We’re flawed. But we’re also capable of wonder, cooperation, and growth. If you’re listening… come say hello. We’re ready.
🛸✨
#UAP #Disclosure @CuriosityonX

[Jack D. Albrecht Jr. @jackdalbrechtjr]

@elonmusk Starlink satellites talking to each other via space lasers…
Dr. Evil would be proud. “Sharks with frickin’ lasers on their heads” energy in orbit!
This tech is next-level. Pew pew! 🔴⚡🛰️ @elonmusk

[Jack D. Albrecht Jr. @jackdalbrechtjr]

Wait… TWSJ just dropped a positive article on Elon Musk? 😱 Has CERN fired up the LHC again and dropped us into another parallel universe?!
Are the Berenstein Bears back? Did Nelson Mandela die in the 80s again? Is the Monopoly guy rocking a monocle?
Or are we finally in the timeline where the media admits what Tesla builders like me have known for years — Elon is one of the greatest inventors & builders in human history.
What a time to be alive! 🚀
What other Mandela shifts have you noticed lately? 👇
#ElonMusk #MandelaEffect #ParallelUniverse #Tesla #SpaceX @WSJ @elonmusk @EliseStefanik @stevenmarkryan

[Jack D. Albrecht Jr. @jackdalbrechtjr]

Bastrop at approximately 7pm tonight. #whenbuyone

[Jack D. Albrecht Jr. @jackdalbrechtjr]

@stevenmarkryan Yeah… I’m not eligible for some reason. I filled it out fast once I got the email. So sad