Salvadore Monella

abso lutely

[matty monroe🥤 @MonrovianPrince]

TENET (2020) dir. Christopher Nolan

[Salvadore Monella @jackdibachi]

@davyjonesI0ker Can’t find the video anywhere and I’m going insane

[SLUG @generalslug]

my sibling made a big mouth billy bass AI assistant

[anna ??? :00 🇵🇸✨🌸✨🇵🇸 @frogsforgirls]

(walking up to don quixote) hi i’m a huge fan

don quixote: *eyes narrowing* you’re a What?

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

Sean Evans: So, what’s it’s like being The Chosen One, and knowing the very existence of all humanity rests heavy on your shoulders?

The Chosen One (eating a wing): Whoa!!! Oh fuck dude that’s hot. Jesus. I’m like literally crying. Give me the milk dude, holy shit. FUCK.

[🌾🌾dyatlov pastiche 🌾🌾 @muffinlab]

love to see one of the 'big 3' classic items of garbage: tin can (slightly dented, lid popped up) apple core, or fish skeleton

[Лаура bugsnax 🦠 @ecto_fun]

not interested in the bob dylan biopic unless timothée chalamet is gonna do this exactly word for word

[Salvadore Monella @jackdibachi]

@blumenfeld You’ve never been

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

Every building in a sunset wears a new outfit, a temporary groove! Far off and away, the cleanly stacked gradient of cotton candy colors lays down on the sun. Only the pink reaches you, floods the train car with a lemonade hue, and drenches the calm strangers in instant nostalgia

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

star wars characters when you run past them in a high speed chase and make them drop their playing cards:

[depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki]

did you know that the wikipedia logo has a canonical back side

[Salvadore Monella @jackdibachi]

@rajat_suresh AO Scott is what I say when my friend Scott shows up to the bar

[Salvadore Monella @jackdibachi]

Yeah that’s my motorized horse

[Salvadore Monella @jackdibachi]

@davyjonesI0ker This needs to be in the library of congress

[Salvadore Monella @jackdibachi]

@Feldfrog Can confirm. Got this bad boy at Lake Lagunita

[Salvadore Monella @jackdibachi]

@Carzonfye https://t.co/Mhvw1ERUJI

[Salvadore Monella @jackdibachi]

@yealemmegetuhh intervene