Jack

[Jack @jackdmurph]

We’ve been putting in that work. The harvest is now

[Dave Hale - Concerned Republican @CountryFirstRep]

Notice how simply quoting the Founding Fathers comes off as a swipe at Trump...

Almost like he's everything they warned us against.

[Jack @jackdmurph]

Nice

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

🚨🚨🚨

Bombshell: The Browns are finalizing a trade that will send two-time Defensive Player of the Year Myles Garrett to the Los Angeles Rams, per @rapsheet, @TomPelissero and me.

In exchange for Garrett, the Rams are expected to send Pro-Bowl edge Jared Verse, a 2027 first-round pick and other draft-pick compensation still being negotiated to the Browns.

[Suzuki Nathie 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @SkoczSteven]

Mike they tried to hang you

[Jack @jackdmurph]

Jack Bauer finally getting the love he deserves

[Emir Han @RealEmirHan]

Most iconic moment in TV history?

I’ll start:

[Jack @jackdmurph]

@TotalProSports @FakeSportsCentr Probably my boy @chaseb634

[Jack @jackdmurph]

@TxMurphclan @JaredSandler Lib

[Gandalv @Microinteracti1]

Abraham Lincoln got shot in the head and still managed to keep the country together. Franklin Roosevelt ran the entire Second World War from a wheelchair. Eisenhower defeated Hitler and then, just to stay busy, built 48,000 miles of motorway. Kennedy looked at the moon, said “we’ll have that,” and inside a decade they did. Reagan stared down the Soviet Union until it simply gave up and went home.

Two hundred and fifty years. Forty-six men. Men who stormed beaches, split atoms, faced down nuclear annihilation over breakfast and then filed sensible paperwork about it afterward.

And then, after all of that, the entire accumulated weight of American history, the most consequential democratic experiment the world has ever seen, produced this.

A television review.

No Mars landing. No cure for cancer. No Soviet empire dissolved before lunch. Just a man in the White House, in the year 2026, informing the internet that a CBS chat show host had no talent.

That is what 250 years of American greatness built. America should be deeply, permanently ashamed of itself.

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[Quinn @QuinnSTLCards]

It is with a heavy heart that I gotta hand it to them, this is good

[Jack @jackdmurph]

@MyTimeToShineH He’d be great in a movie where he moves to a random town, assumes a dead sheriff’s identity, and pursues his love interest

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

Describing direct family as “someone I’ve known for a long time” is a solid bit. Will be adding that one to my repertoire

[Gateway Grinders @gatewaygrinders]

PCA TO THE HALL OF FAME NOW🤯

[Jack @jackdmurph]

@On3NIL Lmk if you need a lawyer @dkthegreat__

[Dillon Cheverere @DCheverere]

Run the numbers again after tonight because my absolute boys and I are stepping out for margaritas

[Jack @jackdmurph]

@VinnysCorner1 My boy @Jaggy__

[Jack @jackdmurph]

@PGuy77 @ParkerThune The kind of tweet you expect from a Big 10 account. What has happened to my conference

[Jack @jackdmurph]

@Bigqadi @djgraham_ I’m not saying you’re wrong I’m just saying you’ve clearly never seen a @WandaZuchowski original

[Quinn @QuinnSTLCards]

This is what Paul Skenes sees in his nightmares

[Jack @jackdmurph]

@Jandystl @CardinalSTLMuse

[Sooners Insider @SoonersInsider]

Toyota looks like a Rolls-Royce til a Rolls-Royce pulls up.

[Bud Select Can @ExtendBigWhit]

Cardinals are villains again wow