Jack-Fu

published author. stand-up comic. jewish. @bwb_sports

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My Twitter handle isn’t just my first name replacing the first word of “Kung-Fu.”
It’s actually a reference to the greatest video game ever created.

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So Twitter has subscriber only tweets now?
Yeah, it’s been a good three months. See you guys.

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@KRRR1991 @andysimms1989 @BoxingKingdom14 Propaganda?? It’s fucking boxing. Are you on acid??

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@KRRR1991 @andysimms1989 @BoxingKingdom14 We’re bringing our tin foil hats to professional sports discussions now?
I literally saw the guy say he was retiring and would only come back to fight Francis Ngannou (Fury v Whyte, 23 Apr 2022) just to come back and fight Derek Chisora for the THIRD time. I know I’m right.

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@KRRR1991 @andysimms1989 @BoxingKingdom14 It’s more like he beat Deontay wilder and all he’s been doing since then is teasing huge fights and then actually fighting people who have no business fighting him.

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@Dillon_Dannen @mma_orbit bc Izzy and Whittaker are closer in level to each other than Whittaker is to literally anyone else at middleweight.

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@Heather_z860 @waltermasterson Ew.

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@zhou07864225 @MMAgamerr @MMAPauli So you’re not confident in the truth?

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@CubanTuco @CageeUndercover @canthinkofname8 @upstateAP But heavier weight classes typically have more longevity due to speed not being as much of a factor as it is in 170 and below. Eddie Alvarez, Max Holloway (2x), Dan Hooker, Justin Gaethje, and Anthony Pettis is a real fuckin resume.

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@CaAngryblackdu I think DP qualifies more for the NMF belt tbfh.

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@Petr_is_Art The women’s pet and the men’s regret, if you bet against him, you’ve made a bad bet. Lifts barbell plates, eats t bone steaks and sweeter than a german chocolate. when you’re as GOATed as Chael, they don’t call you the GOAT, they call you CHAEL SONNEN.

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@CubanTuco @CageeUndercover @canthinkofname8 @upstateAP The difference is Dustin is still at the top of his division while Gus started to fade out of his prime at a comparatively much younger age. Gus was 33 looking 43 when he fought Werdum, and Werdum actually was 43.

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@CubanTuco @CageeUndercover @canthinkofname8 @upstateAP Dustin literally hasn’t lost outside of a title fight since 2016.

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@TheColblander yeah Colby is the bmf because he took Usman’s sloppy seconds

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MMA fans: Pfft he ran from Jon Jones then chose money over legacy.

Jon Jones:

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Doesn’t Dana still have a price on his head in Boston?

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@MmaUnderdogs Pat Barry didn’t secure his baddie, he groomed her.

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@bsparks1322 @SpinninBackfist lmao the only reason why you know who she is is bc you wanna fuck her let’s be real here.

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@bsparks1322 @SpinninBackfist 35 years old, 4-5 in the UFC, and all of her losses by finish have come in her last three fights. These statistics usually don’t add up to a title run, unfortunately.

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@Giggerton @ZandrousVT @tubbyd21 @PinkNews After I took my AP Government exam in high school, we had a month to do pretty much nothing.
We watched Bill and Ted’s excellent adventure.
“It has history” she said.

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@joseph011296 @Schwarzenegger Teddy Roosevelt hated the Republican Party the instant he left office, that’s why he ran AGAIN as a third party.