fathers day b skinner

i caught one fish once

[fathers day b skinner @jackiebskinner]

southern man: now young man, i think you will adore my daughter, a true southern bell. it is a true honor for me to have you meet her acquaintance. now let me remind you, she is a southern bell. daughter, come here!

daughter: *dangdangdang* im a bell

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what if i swallowed a @MentosUSA then drank a @CocaCola

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@v_dcknz megan fox

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What if I swallowed Mento and then drank a bunch of Coke

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night night

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@lessthankyle I want to cut these into CROP TOPS

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@lessthankyle YES

[pepe silvia @lenradh]

Trying to edit a Google sheet at the same time as someone else

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@chrisfluming but now i can be my true authentic self

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@felishe3 James Buchanan

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yum

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why can’t i use vbucks for taxes @FortniteGame

[fathers day b skinner @jackiebskinner]

@mattraub hope he enjoys working at stripe

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@LindsaysFace my boyfriend gave me one of these

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*do

[Matt Raub @mattraub]

PSA: don’t get high and let @jackiebskinner ghostwrite your tweets

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@mattraub also the mj one isn’t mine

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@mattraub this tweet isn’t doing well you made a mistake

[fathers day b skinner @jackiebskinner]

oldie but goodie

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once my dad drove home with cod from the grocery store in the passenger seat and almost got rear ended, but said he never felt in danger with “cod as his copilot”

[fathers day b skinner @jackiebskinner]

@greer2890 honestly, please. and FAST!

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pour one out for the tweets we never sent