Jack(ie) Frost

[naashika 👸🏾 @kareashanti]

Im sick of the microsoft authenticator like who would be logging in to do my work? Tf 😭😭😭😭

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Happy fall everybody from Miss Peaches!

[Amanda 🌸 @adou320]

The stages of Taylor Swift presale. #TSxCapitalOne

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

All income is disposable income if you’re fun and irresponsible

[Jimmy John’s @jimmyjohns]

Sandwich, IL should be the capitol of the United States of America

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

motion sickness is so embarrassing. like oh no the car is moving why don’t i throw up about it

[molly walsh @MollyWalsh]

Thinking of going to a random towns dive bar tomorrow night and pretending like i remember everyone from high school

[feitelberg @FeitsBarstool]

It’s me. I am the giraffe (?) and I will not apologize. I am right, society is wrong.

[karabara @k_dubzz21]

mcdonald’s not serving lunch until 11 is the dumbest fucking thing ever. I’m not eating it for a nutritious start to my day, I’m hungover. fuck eggs

[Dana Beers @danabeers]

This is the town I grew up in til I was 14. It’s always so weird to me when shit like this goes viral because I never thought anything of our town name growing up. Shoutout to Sandwich’s Sandwiches

[Jack(ie) Frost @jackieeee_j]

@cicelykrobbins You defffff have the back story to be on there

[Dan(ny) Lempert @danlempert]

As we revisit young women exploited by the celebrity industrial complex plz put some respect on her name

[Jay @Jaybangs_]

The feminism leaving my body when its time to shovel

[Mackenzie Lozano @mackenzielozano]

As much as my targeted Instagram ads scare me, they help me with my Christmas gifts every year. Thank you for knowing me so well @ the government

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

I still don’t understand how COVID is worse than ever after we’ve tried everything from pretending it’s over to pretending it never happened

[Dana Beers @danabeers]

I’ve had a few beverages and will be making a digiorno tonight and I will fuck anybody up that disagrees

[Rough N' Rowdy @roughnrowdy]

Voice of Angel from @BarstoolBigCat

AMERICA

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