Jackson

chilling // 27 // first rodeo

[Jackson @jackjack4tt4ck]

Just chilling

[Jackson @jackjack4tt4ck]

your girlfriend either calls you “dude” or she hates you. only options, I fear

[Jackson @jackjack4tt4ck]

tired of the Pulisic slander, I won’t stand for it… he’ll always be Captain America and I hope to see him in the stars and stripes next cup

[Jackson @jackjack4tt4ck]

I will never eat a waffle again

[Jackson @jackjack4tt4ck]

my girl just called me the “Joey Chestnut of dating”
#WhatDatMean

[Jackson @jackjack4tt4ck]

genuinely shut up, they’re powering up their patriotism for Monday

[Curtis Murry ⚽🇺🇸 @Jadentheman1]

Honest question should they be doing this PR days before a very important match?

[Jackson @jackjack4tt4ck]

did you guys remember to set out a Budweiser and a hot dog for Uncle Sam tonight 🇺🇸

[Jackson @jackjack4tt4ck]

@rfkenmore you want to #shrink Andy Dalton?

[Jackson @jackjack4tt4ck]

“man ‘shows some interest’ in Dua Lipa”

“fish ‘shows some interest’ in water”

“sun ‘shows some interest’ in rising”

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

🚨 Knicks have 'shown some interest' in acquiring LeBron James, per @JakeLFischer

[Jackson @jackjack4tt4ck]

hit the driving range 2 days ago and now my ribs hurt today, am I getting old

[Jackson @jackjack4tt4ck]

I need LeBron to start posting up with babies asap

[culture jpeg @culturejpg]

A 20-year-old Messi holding a baby Lamine Yamal during a 2007 charity photoshoot is an unbelievable twist of fate

[Jackson @jackjack4tt4ck]

@1keezybaby d rose, not even close

[Jackson @jackjack4tt4ck]

hey Google what are the health benefits to dating a beautiful woman

[Jackson @jackjack4tt4ck]

had to start dating someone just to have someone laugh at my tweets

[Jackson @jackjack4tt4ck]

girlfriend found my twitter last night (i showed it to her)

[Jackson @jackjack4tt4ck]

telling my Google Health AI coach that my heart rate spiked because I was flirting with my girlfriend

[Jackson @jackjack4tt4ck]

Steve Jobs invading the Middle East, call that iRaq

[Jackson @jackjack4tt4ck]

is a really windy day kinda like traffic for birds

[Jackson @jackjack4tt4ck]

@ATLHawks Blatant fouls being posted as highlights, this league is in shambles

[Jackson @jackjack4tt4ck]

they could never make me hate Rory

[Jackson @jackjack4tt4ck]

got a girlfriend on Easter, they said he is rizzin