Jake Patterson

Won't change how mustard tastes • bassist for @cajondinner

[Jake Patterson @jackjake4000]

@camp6ell_soup @elenatheginger Yo, you can't disrespect a meal that is delicious, easy, and affordable #TotinosPizza #Sponsormeplz #Imahungryboy

[Jake Patterson @jackjake4000]

@livyg13 For when just booty ain’t enough, BootyAss™️

[Jake Patterson @jackjake4000]

@RyanC45606036 @blackandQWERTY @dougducey @AZNationalGuard Have you watched the video? All of the migrants are wearing masks. You gotta give ‘em credit where it’s due, they definitely care about the spread of covid lol

[Jake Patterson @jackjake4000]

@_chase_____ I live in AZ I have no savings :’(

[Jake Patterson @jackjake4000]

Allergy pills are magical

[Jake Patterson @jackjake4000]

@annalise_hunt You should check out The Offspring they got a lot of variety between their albums and the drummer’s got pocket

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

Always

[Jake Patterson @jackjake4000]

@Genius Deltron 3030

[Jake Patterson @jackjake4000]

@Melanin_Oso @babybone17 @DECEASEDSP0USE @MelonnaBanana @alluringmeelahh I’m sorry, that was a really complicated way of saying that I agree with you😂

[Jake Patterson @jackjake4000]

@Melanin_Oso @babybone17 @DECEASEDSP0USE @MelonnaBanana @alluringmeelahh Well technically no. Theories that go long enough without being proven wrong become laws, gravity is a part of Newton’s Laws. But also yes, because even laws are still just man’s theoretical interpretation of the earth and could be wrong.

[Jake Patterson @jackjake4000]

@babybone17 @DECEASEDSP0USE @MelonnaBanana @alluringmeelahh Not tryna pick sides here. Just feel like it’s worth pointing out that your “sighted source” is a damn Wikipedia page🤣

[Jake Patterson @jackjake4000]

@bm123456789_ @kwood2923 @EoinHiggins_ Camaro. But yes, I agree

[Jake Patterson @jackjake4000]

@fluffy__duck Why is no one helping this poor man

[Jake Patterson @jackjake4000]

@AndriaTileston @KamalaHarris Aaaw someone’s butthurt that they’re not the center of attention for once. She’s not trying to discredit the efforts of white women. She’s only trying to highlight the efforts of black women as well. Because they deserve it, and they most definitely ARE overlooked.

[jakey @nakeyjakey]

🚨HEY GUYS🚨

if you wanna donate but you’re unsure where to- you can spread out your donation to multiple community bail funds here👇

https://t.co/E85iBWbnrp

✅reply to this tweet with a screenshot of your donation and I’ll send you a REALLY shitty selfie✅

#BlackLivesMatter

[Flux Indoor Percussion @FluxIndoorPerc]

In difficult times like these we must rely on friends and family to get through. Always trust the process and never take a moment for granted. To our WGI community, we stand with you through these tough times. ❤️

[Hammah @camp6ell_soup]

today was dumb

[Jake Patterson @jackjake4000]

@SwishSwish_Stab Lol and in this Arizona heat, I can’t believe I’ve lived my whole life without the refreshing taste of pineapples on my pizza. I’ve been living so wrong😂

[Jake Patterson @jackjake4000]

@SwishSwish_Stab it finally happened, are you proud?😂

[Jake Patterson @jackjake4000]

@camp6ell_soup @significlint Sweetheart, if you can’t learn the universal code of our language how do you ever expect to communicate properly with anyone? 🤷🏻‍♂️😂