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[dan @significlint]

Bro can I at least get some credit for this?

[Ramy Abdu| رامي عبده @RamAbdu]

“Mom, forgive me… I took this path to help people.”

Israel executed 15 Palestinian paramedics and rescue workers one by one.

[shoe @shoe0nhead]

he was cooking

[the finite physicist @FinitePhysicist]

The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different res- wait what the fuck?

[dusty @dustyrowen]

Hazmat spill in Tucson on Valentine’s Day, call that My Chemical Romance

[Upward News @UpwardNewsHQ]

JUST IN: Authorities instruct all personal at the Science & Tech Park to EVACUATE following as toxic hazmat crash on I-10 in Tucson, Arizona.

Emergency shelter in place also issued.

[Scott Santens @scottsantens]

nO wArMiNg FoR 8 yEaRs

[dan @significlint]

@cdschilling won’t be standing for long😏

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

Dentist: do you eat and drink things

Me: yes

Dentist:

[dan @significlint]

@camp6ell_soup happy anniversary yesterday

[NASA @NASA]

IMPACT SUCCESS! Watch from #DARTMIssion’s DRACO Camera, as the vending machine-sized spacecraft successfully collides with asteroid Dimorphos, which is the size of a football stadium and poses no threat to Earth.

[Rafael Shimunov @rafaelshimunov]

Police abandon handcuffed woman in squad car parked on tracks as train approaches.

Yareni Rios-Gonzalez, 20, suffered 9 broken ribs, broken arm, broken teeth, head, back and leg injuries, as cops fled.

Paid leave for the cop.

[Jacob DeRose @JacobDeRose]

Trombone Champ is the best game ever made

[b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie]

starbucks' great innovation was convincing people that it was OK to have a milkshake as part of their morning routine

[dan @significlint]

news news news

[NASA @NASA]

universe

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

“there’s 2 girls but because of the ravages of socialism, they’re forced to share just 1 cup”

[seosamh @wexicanbandit]

me explaining the plot of ratatouille on pcp: