Jack Kennedy

Come along with us, come along to Awesometown!

[Jack Kennedy @jackkennedy10]

@JakeWils17 That will come back around to haunt you

[Jack Kennedy @jackkennedy10]

I wonder the number of all the variations of 'it's fucking hot' that have been said in England today

[Natal Drums @Nataldrums]

We've been at @DownloadFest this weekend - here's @burytomorrow in action! #DL2016

[Jack Kennedy @jackkennedy10]

Bar crawl done, bring on the bar crawl @dbdandan!

[Jack Kennedy @jackkennedy10]

@AliceElisabeth_ meh merely an inconvenience, but of the catastrophic kind
I mean who doesn't love toast

[Jack Kennedy @jackkennedy10]

My toast got burnt because some woman rang up for a receipt of a meal she had three days ago, ruined breakfast

[Jack Kennedy @jackkennedy10]

I keep dreaming of chocolate in my naps

[Jack Kennedy @jackkennedy10]

Really need to start eating better I've been on the toilet none stop for days, to make things worse I ran out of toilet paper :( #pooprobs

[Jack Kennedy @jackkennedy10]

@giorgkennedy13 https://t.co/xbkySSAeJ1

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Studies show that, on average, men prefer to do much less cleaning than women—married or single, many men don't care about a clean house.

[Jack Kennedy @jackkennedy10]

@giorgkennedy13 does because hes fucking weird and wants his mum to read about bondage, fucked up that mate

[Jack Kennedy @jackkennedy10]

What kind of person buys their mum fifty shades of grey?

[Jack Kennedy @jackkennedy10]

Glad to be moving out next week, my sister just started learning the flute

[Jack Kennedy @jackkennedy10]

Thailand is a strange place, at least they don't let your beer go empty

[Jack Kennedy @jackkennedy10]

"@UberFacts: Pyrophilia is the sexual arousal from fire." This is you right @dbdandan ?

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

One of the dancers in Weird Al's "Fat" music video was just a guy who was delivering pizza to the studio.

[Jack Kennedy @jackkennedy10]

Cinemas best have a lot of towels ready for tomorrow

[Jack Kennedy @jackkennedy10]

"@UberFacts: An adult white rhino can poop as much as 50 pounds per day." Sounds just like you @giorgkennedy13