Vape God Kwassa Kwassa

I don't want Fop goddammit I'm a Dapper Dan man

[Vape God Kwassa Kwassa @jackpaycheck]

@hyphen18 if you're gonna have a walk up song its gotta be some Aussie pub rock like The Chats https://t.co/2sSJdT0KEB

[Sleepy time bear @bridespanker]

2020s ad: You can finance a burrito using A.I.

1994 Smirnoff ad: What if a penguin had that shit on

[brecht apologist @madison_tayt]

how i feel after telling someone to get off their fucking phone in the movie theater

[🇵🇹 @HOFS0T0]

Wemby’s first step to the goat arc was being the first to defeat netanyahu and Israel I’ll always cherish this

[Vape God Kwassa Kwassa @jackpaycheck]

@trev_nba @_Zeets https://t.co/g3LF14o0H6

[Wemby Central 💔 @WembyCentral]

Deni better be careful

Castle isn’t a defenseless child

[Wemby Central 💔 @WembyCentral]

Two lightning emojis 😭 they not even trying to hide it

[Vape God Kwassa Kwassa @jackpaycheck]

@marxiners This is Luke Raley whenever he gets pulled for Refsnyder

[Mike Mitchell @MikeMitchNH]

The reason every Rangers City Connect sucks and gets underwhelmed fan comments is that there's no history to draw from. DFW is a giant web of newly built subdivisions made for modern families to do capitalism.

Uniform should just be a collage of retail/restaurant chain logos.

[Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates]

this is so touching! but probably the dog greets her exactly like this when she returns after an hour.

[olivia @tochterzwiebel]

[southern gentleman voice] slow mind, that child

[depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki]

length of the table of contents in "united states involvement in regime change"

[Vape God Kwassa Kwassa @jackpaycheck]

@NoahRiffe #PleaseLikeMySport

[windowsmash @windowsmash]

Homeless guy: Charlie Kirk you will die on September 10th 2025 when a bullet flies through your rally and into your neck.

Charlie Kirk [headphones in]: sorry brotha nothin on me

[Vape God Kwassa Kwassa @jackpaycheck]

@BarstoolNate

[Mr. Baseball @MisterBaseball0]

Mariners fans be like…

Hot dog? Can I get some MicrosOft AI CoPilot sauce? Then upload it to OneDrive

This is a post from Mister Baseball on Twitter

[Snooby @DoBiddley1]

I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. Pleas