Jack 🪐💫

southerner living out west

[Jack 🪐💫 @jacksxnlately]

this heatwave is killing me actually

[Jack 🪐💫 @jacksxnlately]

Thorgy vindicated

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

From Making Fun Of Britney Spears In 2007 To Repeatedly Slut-Shaming Christina Aguilera, Here’s How Pink Built Her Career On Tearing Down Other Women https://t.co/ibwACffDSt

[Christin @hexprax]

Jalapenos aren't spicy anymore. Or maybe they never were. I don't remember anything that ever happened to me in my life.

[cav empty @cavempty_]

she still has yet to view your instagram story my liege

[Jack 🪐💫 @jacksxnlately]

36% is diabolical but I will be seated w my midnight margarita

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘PRACTICAL MAGIC 2’ debuts with 36% on Rotten Tomatoes.

Nicole Kidman and Sandra Bullock's lowest rated movie in years.

[Jack 🪐💫 @jacksxnlately]

My first exposure to Vicki is ultimate girls trip and it turns out she is the worst

[Shannon’s Spanx @Shannonsspanx]

Stare into the camera if both of your returns flopped #rhugt

[𝓑𝓪𝓻𝓫𝓲𝓮 𝓢𝓸𝓹𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓸 @thiccbookthotty]

hey there Delilah what’s it like in Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

when the person you like to annoy actually gets mad

[Jæŷ;) @j4jayjay_]

"How do you know all the work gossip? You don't talk to anybody"

Me all day:

[L1V1NGD34DG1RL @BKatb1438922]

Logging onto twitter and seeing 4 notifications

[Jack 🪐💫 @jacksxnlately]

I hate it here sm

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

U.S. JUSTICE DEPARTMENT PAUSES COOPERATION WITH CANADIAN GOVERNMENT

[Jack 🪐💫 @jacksxnlately]

As someone who met Miley a Cracker Barrel this so true 💀

[DE'RON 🌞 @deronworld]

“did i say all that? that’s a lot to say about somebody i love…”

the way old people will say this in a heartbeat and then be shocked and not remember a sentence 😭

[Jack 🪐💫 @jacksxnlately]

everyone knows this

[🍎 @magicinmypocket]

Pad See Ew mogs Pad Thai but they don’t want you to know that

[Jack 🪐💫 @jacksxnlately]

Can you imagine the feeling of watching a culturally defining show for the first time in 2026 the year of our lord?? What I would give to see RHOA for the first time again

[dyke to watch out for @angryblaqwoman]

starting Real Housewives of Atlanta…I feel like i’ve just entered the pop culture library of alexandria

[Jack 🪐💫 @jacksxnlately]

This is the funniest tweet on the planet

[eric eidelstein @ericeidelstein]

amelia earhart after she crash landed and no one found her

[Jack 🪐💫 @jacksxnlately]

I love Luann so much oh my god they don’t make them like this anymore

[RealHousewivesRanked! @RankedReal]

I love that Luann just point-blank refused to be disinvited from the trip and was like great, can’t wait!😂 and then left Bethenny with the bill as she walked out. #RHONY

[Jack 🪐💫 @jacksxnlately]

@SXMDR3 Ok I went to high school with someone who looks very much like this and I almost had a heart attack when I saw this tweet 💀

[beef clapton: soldier of fortune @thetrompwner]

*on my death bed* at least i was right about everything all the time

[Jack 🪐💫 @jacksxnlately]

lmao

[Poo Crave @Poo_Crave]

Jennette McCurdy announces new book ‘Matter Fact Fuck My Granny Too’ coming this spring

[Jack 🪐💫 @jacksxnlately]

Student loans and global warming are two of the top issues in 2028 idc

[Ryan Maue @RyanWeather]

You're looking live at El Niño going "full-tilt" to start meteorological fall. Once in a lifetime event.

Three monster hurricanes in E. Pacific w/Hawaii splitting the uprights.

Moisture from Hurricane Marie is going to inundate U.S. desert Southwest with major monsoon!