Jaclyn N

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

'Friends' star Matthew Perry has reportedly died at 54 after an apparent drowning https://t.co/kVU56NA511

[eat shit elon @SurrendertoVi]

Boy math is opening up your marriage so you can fuck around then getting mad bc your wife is gettin slammed while you severely overestimated your market value

[ohlode @ohlode]

This is the job I’m supposed to have. Killing a fake snake in front of monkeys and then becoming their hero.

[Grace Blakeley @graceblakeley]

I am so sick of people taking liberal rights that were created to protect against the despotism of the state and projecting them onto every area of social life.

*The state* has to presume your innocence, the average person does not.

[wint @dril]

CONTROVERSIES: lots of people jacked off to "beetlejuice" because they thought he was a girl. it's perfectly normal & good [citation needed]

[The Information Pimp @BirdRespecter]

Elon’s entire vision for this app is removing the features that people use to make of him personally lol

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

I love how accidentally based this pro-cop flag is lol. Like yeah, when you pull back the veneer of patriotism, the US is a police state with the world’s highest incarceration rate. Nailed it

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

When The Bear ends this should be the last scene, it should all lead to this

[Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates]

"why we have become sad"
David Brooks (again) lamenting that lost great moral upstanding feel-good Norman Rockwell America when women & minorities were not uppity, family-fun lynchings were not frowned upon by élites, & enslaved persons didn't get to sass their owners.

[ESPN @espn]

Former NFL player Michael Oher, subject of "The Blind Side," petitioned a court Monday with allegations that Sean and Leigh Anne Tuohy never adopted him, instead tricking him into a signing a document making them his conservators and enriching themselves.
https://t.co/x5EsGu3IVc

[Judd Legum @JuddLegum]

BREAKING: The Arkansas Department of Education tells Popular Information that it will not count AP African American Studies for graduation credit and teachers/schools that offer the course anyway risk violating Arkansas law on “prohibited topics”

[Jaclyn N @JaclynN6]

@RottenInDenmark So they think 46k has the same purchase power in 2020 as it did in 1987? Lolololol

[GNCordova @GNCordova]

*cost of rent outpaces wages for decades*
People: “actually homelessness is caused by drugs.”

[(feat. Jools Evelyn) @joolsevelyn]

The alternate definition of the verb, ‘tweet’, as in, ‘to make a posting on the Twitter online message service’, is in the actual dictionary. No other social media app has anything like it. Imagine disposing of that level of brand recognition because of a mid-life crisis.

[@[email protected] @Imani_Barbarin]

They’re going to “herd immunity” climate change.

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

I took 1 star reviews of #Barbie from furious men on letterboxd and put them on the posters because it makes the film seem ever cooler.

[edie @rusticfem]

She was charged with a felony. Guess what felons can't do.

[stonecrop @allstonecrop]

@emrazz It took more than ten years of my online gaming career for any dude to even halfway dissent with misogyny - he just said in a bored tone "boooo, get some new material" and the other guy crumpled. It was that easy! They refuse to do it because they don't dislike misogyny!