Jaclyn Rink Crowley

wife. mother. lover of art.

[Katelyn Bowden Ⓥ @medus4_cdc]

Not trying to slut shame anyone, but all of you could stand to be a little sluttier

[Jesse Case @jessecase]

Tennessee makes headlines for 2 reasons: Dolly did something cool or our governor like, banned wheelchair ramps.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

knowing stuff is probably the worst thing you could do for your mental health

[CBS News @CBSNews]

The Fort Worth Zoo in Texas recently welcomed 17 flamingo chicks. These babies are gray now, but soon they will be their signature pink 💗🦩

[Jaclyn Rink Crowley @JaclynRC]

I love how chill we’re all being about UFOs

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

thinking about how madonna gave us one of the biggest dance songs of the 21st century at age 47 and danced in the video for it with eight broken bones after falling off a horse a few weeks earlier

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

help! somehow, i signed up for a class at the beginning of the semester but never attended any sessions. now i have the big final exam that’s 70% of my grade! idk how this happened but i learned about it last night while i was sleeping so it must be true

[Mark Agee @MarkAgee]

I don’t understand all these commercials for Jesus is he rolling out a dollar menu

[Jesse Case @jessecase]

You think Cinderella was bummed at midnight, what about those mice? They were HORSES for a few hours.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Stop. We can only laugh so much.

Trump's #MajorAnnouncement is a major flop.

[Marissa Ortega-Welch @MOrtegaWelch]

I'll tell you who died in White Lotus: me, after having to listen to all those North American hermit thrushes singing in the background of a Sicilian resort. Those birds aren't found anywhere near Europe!

[R/GA @RGA]

People giving feedback on a rough cut even after you explain that everything is WIP

[Jaclyn Rink Crowley @JaclynRC]

Dear Everyone, watch “Stutz” on Netflix

[trash jones @jzux]

benadryl: oh you’ll go to sleep alright

me: awesome! and then i’ll wake up?

benadryl: in a sense

[explore.org @exploreorg]

He's doing his best.

[Golden Retriever Lover Zone @goldenloverzone]

Mom is always mom... 😍🥰
#goldenretriever

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

BREAKING: @GuyFieri has been re-elected Mayor of Flavortown.

[dave trott @davetrott]

There was a time when it was okay for ads to treat consumers as if they had brains