Jacob

Baked by Melissa cupcakes are bad cupcakes. Also, data science/consultant for @analyticglobal; @NorthwesternU MS grad in predictive analytics.

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@AaronParnas straight outta drop dead gorgeous (where's kristie alley?)

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@kencen Probably misunderstood what Phantom of the Opera is, given the level of new skill here. Idiots.

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When I run for office I will definitely wear lifts in my shoes too like @RonDeSantis, but will place them in clear stripper shoes. I’m all about TRANSPARENCY. #meforpresident2028

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@ebottcher I walk on the new, painted extended sidewalk everyday and love it. If you’re panicked about e-bikes or scooters there are lots of other alternatives (like the normal sidewalk or sit alone in your car stuck in traffic that has always existed on 9th ave).

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@British_Airways Hi -- checking the status of my refund and compensation claim. I submitted more than two months ago.

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.@British_Airways flight was canceled and rebooked. Had to enter VeriFLY COVID info again and now still can’t check in. Not even entering UK so why is this stopping us?

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@British_Airways Ok will do. What type of compensation and hotel is provided?

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.@British_Airways hey our flight from corfu and London was canceled tomorrow but have nowhere to stay. What can we do?

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@ribs3pvb @zoinks_dakotta Wordle 214 4/6

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@ribs3pvb https://t.co/Jq6JrMRFeG

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@ribs3pvb Wordle 205 4/6

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@merideth Keep the hot twinks tho

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Still waiting for the 10-minute “Torn (Natalie’s Version)” from @natimbruglia 🙃

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@coreykindberg 16 yo gheys enjoying their fun night, just hanging in a parking lot 🙇🏼‍♂️

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@hellotushy I did over a day ago and haven’t heard back from anyone.

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@hellotushy hey hey -- your install video mentions there's a separate video for flushometer-style toilets (NYC apt here) but there isn't one on YouTube or your website?😕

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@DarcyCarden @MattRogersTho @LasCulturistas "she's doing itttt!" sogooood

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@manoagapion @RuPaulsDragRace @hitchmichael @Racheldoesstuff @dragherpodcast @Spotify @Stitcher @headgum Thought: Utica could have fixed the skittles Ross joke by just adding “*when he forgets to douche* he doesn’t s*** on the dick, he...” ? 🤔

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@garyhalliday got my first today, toooooo. feel better.