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[The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind - GotY Edition @MorrowindGOTY]

OHHHH GOD OH FUCK THE COMPANY THAT GIVES ME MONEY TO MAKE VIDEO GAMES IS ASKING ME TO MAKE VIDEO GAMES WITH THE MONEY THEY GIVE ME AHHHHH

[Gray @YungTacoTuesday]

@Amanseeks We will have to sacrifice 10,000 CSGO players daily to maintain his life force, but it is a sacrifice we must make for the good of humankind.

[the @Amanseeks]

We’re gonna hook up Gabe Newell like this to make sure steam never sells out

[Geetings_Programs.XP @greetin_program]

@The_PunKing It will be fascinating to see this case study talked in business school on “how to sink a 400M franchise for 200k”

[Flax @jacobflax]

@Jinnfluencer @cosyposter Wow crazy man the two first things they controlled for

[Flax @jacobflax]

@Jinnfluencer @cosyposter Only if they where retarded and didn’t think about clothing/shoes and walking patterns in their analysis of why birds are scared of women more than man

[Flax @jacobflax]

@Jinnfluencer @cosyposter I haven’t read the study but if they didn’t control for that they should look for a new career.

[Flax @jacobflax]

@Jinnfluencer @cosyposter True, the giant study spanning 5 countries and 37 different birds did not think about the difference in shoes and walking speeds.

[Mountain Ğeneral @MountainGenera]

This state would end up like turbo Yugoslavia on steroids, they would have to come up with a new word for genocide, cause that won’t cover it all

[Pukicho @pukicho]

I am counter-praying your prayer. May his heart instantly implode. Amen.

[pseudo 🇺🇦 @pseudotheos]

they're now rugpulling the perioidic table

[ostensibly @CentristMadness]

If you are a political commentator in the United States and you are choosing to admit in 2026 that you have realized that you badly underestimated how bad Donald Trump is: this should be something you are admitting in a letter announcing your retirement from public life

[ɖʀʊӄքǟ ӄʊռʟɛʏ 🇧🇹🇹🇩 @kunley_drukpa]

>get the draft
>deployed to greenland
>it’s quiet but suddenly hear europop coming from the hills
>move across snow
>feel sharp pain in foot
>look down
>stepped on a lego
>danes start firing
>they bombard our position with strongly-worded objections and european commission fines

[Nassreddin 🍉 نصر الدين @Nassreddin2002]

My mood tonight

[Chris Bakke @ChrisJBakke]

2025: “AI will be used to cure cancer”

2026:

[The Don of Vaughan @SteveDelDucaFan]

"Where's Macron?"

Macron is in a quantum superposition of both grave political fortune and misfortune at the same time