Jacob MacKenzie

Trying to construct a life that makes sense from things I find in gift shops.

[Jacob MacKenzie @JacobMacKenzie1]

@LouisPhillips18 @jordan_marino24 @mikeeb1337 @SamLee Don’t try to passively condone what is happening to BME people across the world in the name of being “academic”. You’re not being a good questioning intellectual when the evidence is everywhere if you care to look. You are in fact being a twat.

[Jacob MacKenzie @JacobMacKenzie1]

@Lea_EFC @HarambeBlue If you’re doing all time stats just put Lampard at the top.

[Jacob MacKenzie @JacobMacKenzie1]

@clivemcgill @RugbyInsideLine Oh good, the fun police are out giving advice when nobody asked.

[Jacob MacKenzie @JacobMacKenzie1]

@ridgeisback They are MEN. They have PENISES. I’m thinking about their PENISES.

[Jacob MacKenzie @JacobMacKenzie1]

@los___97 @BigRedGaz @agentoranje_82 I live in london. There are no places like this.

[Jacob MacKenzie @JacobMacKenzie1]

@BronzeLeaguePro @JetPackGalileo It would be keepers. Ederson would do ridiculous things to (US) American Football. As would any decent fly half in rugby.

[Jacob MacKenzie @JacobMacKenzie1]

@will_owen9 If Pollock is 80% as good as he thinks he is, he’s the best forward in the world.

[Jacob MacKenzie @JacobMacKenzie1]

@ChicagoDmitry This is the issue. Many people in their ignorance (understandable - who has the time?) will vote reform because “we need change in this country”, without looking at the abhorrent policies they would be bringing with them. Policies which will cause more division and more poverty.

[Jacob MacKenzie @JacobMacKenzie1]

@KierDoyle What do you think of Rosenior as an option for next year? I like his ideas and think he communicates very well in interviews.

[Jacob MacKenzie @JacobMacKenzie1]

@Josey_Narwhals @bloodyhellAU @Pontifex Please read the gospels. Just once.

[Jacob MacKenzie @JacobMacKenzie1]

@ksywilliams21 @officialtola_19 Scored in the Euros final.

[Jacob MacKenzie @JacobMacKenzie1]

@ChrisRGollop @LukeTryl Exiting the ECHR to instigate mass deportations.

[Jacob MacKenzie @JacobMacKenzie1]

@ChrisRGollop @LukeTryl Love that Chris appears to think that Badenoch *doesn’t* want to be a headline grabbing populist. That’s the reason she’s spouting so much fascist crap!

[Jacob MacKenzie @JacobMacKenzie1]

@buggirl “Yaaay! The looting and destruction of the most important collection of the artefacts of human history in the world!”

[Jacob MacKenzie @JacobMacKenzie1]

@isthatscully @ChicagoDmitry That’s because he gave away a penalty, mate.

[Jacob MacKenzie @JacobMacKenzie1]

@Melvnn_szn @mustiboi12 @ESPNUK My friend, I’m sorry to break this to you but this is the UEFA player of the year, which is distinct from the Champions League POTY, which - once again - began in 2022.

Have a great day!

[Jacob MacKenzie @JacobMacKenzie1]

@Melvnn_szn @mustiboi12 @ESPNUK Man truly cites ChatGPT.

Those awards before 2022 must have been done on Epstein Island because there’s no record of them anywhere.

[Jacob MacKenzie @JacobMacKenzie1]

@Melvnn_szn @mustiboi12 @ESPNUK Because UCL player of the tournament began in 2022…
Obviously Kante would have won it the year before - he was POTM in both semis and the final.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Cundy was all of us. 😅

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[gabby @gabunne2]

this image sums up the UK so fucking well oh my god