Cob_the_builder

Touring/Session Bassist. Bass @ INTERVALS, JIA. Berklee Alum. For lessons & business inquires: [email protected]

[Cob_the_builder @jacobumansky]

I don’t always use X… But when I do, it’s because @AmericanAir bodied my instruments and is taking 0 accountability for it…

#americanairlines

[Cob_the_builder @jacobumansky]

@danigirrrrl My sister was obsessed with Lori from shark tank so I signed up for one of her giveaways as a joke and won like a $800 pair of heels…

[Matt 😮‍💨 @FatBenSlim]

Explaining to the guy with the portable speaker that the weather is Weezer warm not Sublime warm

[Cob_the_builder @jacobumansky]

@scottcryptodira @reynlord Scottyyyyyy 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😂

[mikael @cryptombmike]

Awesome game so far & an awesome halftime show. I love Rihana’s little marshmallow guys, they’re having so much fun. Great vibes

[Cob_the_builder @jacobumansky]

Is Subway a deli?

[Cob_the_builder @jacobumansky]

@mishaperiphery Periphery V: Dollar Footlong

[taco belle is going to vc5 ✨ @animalologist]

this is like a riddle what the fuck are you asking me to do

[Cob_the_builder @jacobumansky]

@marceatsfood Mhmmmm

[Cob_the_builder @jacobumansky]

@mig_spin Despite popular opinion… It’s not a personality trait

[Cob_the_builder @jacobumansky]

@mig_spin Good tweet 👌

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@michaelcmonaco Oh fug

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@LINGUA_IGNOTA_ @michaelcmonaco round 2??

[Cob_the_builder @jacobumansky]

@danigirrrrl Nahhh staying on Starr

[Cob_the_builder @jacobumansky]

That feeling when you can delete StreetEasy off your phone for the next 12 months >

[Cob_the_builder @jacobumansky]

@marceatsfood Yeah?

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@mig_spin

[Cob_the_builder @jacobumansky]

I’ve listened to that Kate Bush song from Stranger Things like 18 times today… I need to be stopped

[Cob_the_builder @jacobumansky]

@hayatohuseman My lease ends in three months… I can’t stop

[Cob_the_builder @jacobumansky]

I need to delete Streeteasy off my phone