Jacqueline Martinez

@UNC Class of 2018 | A Broke Flight Risk

[Jacqueline Martinez @jacqatitagain]

Me: It’s too dangerous to go out in this snow
@Hes_Not_Here : we’re open
Me:

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@crazygamer5573

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What kind of fucked up am I if Fleabag is my “comfort” show?

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Me ‘n who? 👀

[CapCorgi @CapCorgiTTV]

@somebadideas

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Excuse me??

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A tale told in 2 parts @realgoose365

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This has become an airline shaming account.

Next up: @JetBlue - nearly 12 hours trapped inside the plane in the wrong city with rude staff and no food

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I’ve been stuck in Peru for 5 days @Allegiant answer the GD phone

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Bad Bunny fans watching Swifties have a mental break down over concert tickets

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This was my peak depression era (‘18 -‘19)

[Drewberz @buddy_ferrara]

huge plans tonight

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*ahem* @lquint1

[twilight renaissance | fanpage @twilightreborn]

this could be us

[Jacqueline Martinez @jacqatitagain]

Maria significantly impacted my life and I wasn’t even on the island

I hadn’t considered it trauma until I found myself actively avoiding any coverage of #HurricaneFiona

If you have benefited from PR’s hospitality in the wake of Maria, it’s time to return the favor

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Me: *on the way to the mechanic*

Lui: i got free front row tickets to the @CharlotteFC soccer game at 1 pm

Me:

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My bf forgot the words for “Parisian whore bath” so he improvised with “French slut shower” and I’m screaming

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@itsmirandaveal A LOVE TRIANGLE?! I'm in

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@realgoose365 @AmericanAir Raise your hand if you’ve been personally victimized by @AmericanAir

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Hey @lyft why do all of your drivers insist on using ‘windows down’ as their only form of AC … in the middle of summer … in the south

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@AgentKD_6_3_7 Given the fact that this isn’t the first time this happened, I’m starting to consider it 🤔

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Just had a family of 4 try to get into my car … while I was in it

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@PorterMetzler

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Will there ever be a time that I go to a Cava and they actually have every ingredient?