Mense noem myJacques

B*tch got a big booty , so I call her big booty - Abraham lincoln ... NIE n kaalvoetkind NIE

[Bob Vulfov @bobvulfov]

RICKY GERVAIS: i am an atheist
REPORTER: i havent asked u a question yet

[Paul @FrenulumBreve]

[hands over brown bag with £10,000 ransom]
"Now give me my wife."
"This is short by £2.39"
[hides Mcflurry] "it's all I got."

[Mense noem myJacques @jacque_KVG_]

@Chris_Stuckmann you should get around to watching Room, not the one with Tommy Wiseau.

[Dis Rossouw @Rossouw360]

@jacque_KVG_ , Lyk my daar is n ou plekkie vir ons in hierdie wêreld vriend ...

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

In 5-billion yrs the Sun will expand & engulf our orbit as the charred ember that was once Earth vaporizes. Have a nice day.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Ancient Geek Proverb: To be a genius is to be misunderstood. But to be misunderstood is not to be a genius.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Odd. Those who feel superior are often compelled to tell others, presumably because it’s not otherwise obvious to anyone.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

A Geeky joke I'm compelled to share: In Chemistry class the cylinders know more than you do because they're already graduated

[FC Barcelona @FCBarcelona]

Who is the best player? This is Luis Suarez's answer #tourFCB https://t.co/OdemSlXzty

[9GAG ❤️ Memeland @9GAG]

How most people celebrate Mother's Day

[Football Worldies @FootyWorIdies]

Two Zlatan fans lucky enough to meet and greet Zlatan in person. #ZlatanFacts

[9GAG ❤️ Memeland @9GAG]

When you're trying to pretend that u like ur gift on Christmas

[9GAG ❤️ Memeland @9GAG]

Me, after watching Interstellar
http://t.co/tdCqbvVYKb