Jade Harris-Payne 🤙

All views belong to me and the wine I’m drinking at the time 😂

[Jade Harris-Payne 🤙 @jadeamba]

@NinjaKitchen I bought your cool box that keeps ice for “5 days” you say..
3 bags have been in it for 3 hours and it’s all but melted, what the hell??? My £15 @AldiUK cool box is better!!!
Not impressed!!!

[Jade Harris-Payne 🤙 @jadeamba]

@TheAA_UK Shoutout to Mike (hope I got that right) a credit to your business 🙂

[Jade Harris-Payne 🤙 @jadeamba]

Cheers @TheAA_UK, brilliant service, 20 mins from call to car fixed and back on the road!! Happy days ☺️

[Jade Harris-Payne 🤙 @jadeamba]

@edjames_ Nope, American 🙈 My little Australian heart skipped a beat 😜

[Jade Harris-Payne 🤙 @jadeamba]

@edjames_ Blasphemy, the Wiggles are Australian!! One of our greatest exports 🇦🇺🐨🦘😂

[Jade Harris-Payne 🤙 @jadeamba]

@glastonbury Was so close… Gutted!!!

[Jade Harris-Payne 🤙 @jadeamba]

@glastonbury @nationalexpress At least close the queue down when the tickets have sold lol

[Jade Harris-Payne 🤙 @jadeamba]

@eurosport Why can’t I find the women’s football scores on your site?

[Jade Harris-Payne 🤙 @jadeamba]

@sophieallinson Every year, same shit…You can’t reason with stupid 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Jade Harris-Payne 🤙 @jadeamba]

@rhiannonbatex Speedy recovery Rhi ✨

[Jade Harris-Payne 🤙 @jadeamba]

Maybe I’m a little more attached than she is 😂😂

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Everyone has the right to believe anything they want. And everyone else has the right to believe that those beliefs are fucking ridiculous. Cheers.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

I want to punch the weather in the fucking face. Cunt.

[Jade Harris-Payne 🤙 @jadeamba]

Half of the penalties taken these days shouldn’t be allowed 🤷🏼‍♀️
If the keeper is penalized for coming off the line the kicker should be penalized for these new aged fake run up/stop/carry on crap..

[Jade Harris-Payne 🤙 @jadeamba]

Well done Georgia, great game and well deserved win 🇬🇪

[Jade Harris-Payne 🤙 @jadeamba]

Oui, la France 🇫🇷😎

[Jade Harris-Payne 🤙 @jadeamba]

Driving in Europe makes you realise just how terrible the roads are back in the UK 😫😫

[Jade Harris-Payne 🤙 @jadeamba]

What is with the ginormous yellow cock on France’s shirt 👀

[Jade Harris-Payne 🤙 @jadeamba]

@SamanthaA45029 @ClarksonsFarm1 I know, so sad 😭😭

[Jade Harris-Payne 🤙 @jadeamba]

Watching @ClarksonsFarm1 and got to say, fair play to Lisa, she’s bloody fantastic 🫶🏼