Jade

ur a pussy

[Jade @jadeklit]

there’s literally nothing a jag bomb can’t fix

[Jade @jadeklit]

bad reputations make everything so much more exciting

[Jade @jadeklit]

@tylerperry i’ll b ur bitch

[Mat George @matchu_chutrain]

All I ask is that if you’re going to murder me you do it in a way that will get me on a popular podcast

[Jade @jadeklit]

@Maya_Rod23 AYYYYY

[Your Fav Counselor 🧠 @iam_flykicks]

Her : Don’t be ackin brand new

Me :

[Jade @jadeklit]

@moldonmypapaya living our best lives

[Jade @jadeklit]

happiness comes from day drinking, not a relationship

[rhaze @leovdvn]

don’t call me cause i don’t even have your number saved

[bug girl @buggirl]

who is going to write me a love letter

[Jade @jadeklit]

@Maya_Rod23 i could kiss you

[Jade @jadeklit]

ok but sorcerers apprentice and chill?

[Jade @jadeklit]

one time this girl clowned me for doing my generals at a community college. how’s sitting on that 20,000 debt sis

[Jade @jadeklit]

@moldonmypapaya maybe i was talkin abt u

[Jade @jadeklit]

may his voice crack whenever he’s making other bitches laugh 😇

[Jade @jadeklit]

thinking abt how heart breaking it is that i put my smoked cheese sticks in the kitchen fridge and not my mini fridge 😫💔

[Jade @jadeklit]

@abby_grosland leader of the whores

[Jade @jadeklit]

900,000 on snap does this mean i’m a whore

[Jade @jadeklit]

@moldonmypapaya you’re a genius