5’5 is tall

having a firm handshake makes sushi taste like mayo

[misa! @misak1nz]

?

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

#need #dat

[lady bourdain @bossdntpaybill]

when u try make a vid smokin n j end up high af n chopped

[cabby @cabby]

#FOOTJOBFRIDAY

[𐕣 @dveules]

i only have crushes on geographically inconvenient people it’s my specialty

[⛩️ Sumito ⛩️ @sumitomedia]

"you're scaring the hoes"

well maybe the hoes need to toughen the fuck up have you considered that

[Cuntiana York @catrachiana]

yes I am CHOPPED

C - Caring
H - Healthy
O - Optimistic
P - Pretty
P - Passionate
E - Elegant

[໊ @sonohoor]

i’ve been so stressed about getting my shit together that i haven’t gotten any of my shit together

[໊ @user0000O0]

babe can you unblock me i will do worse this time

[5’5 is tall @jadenvevo]

@jesusmokedganj I know! :)

[katy @irlderpina]

im annoying as fuck and thats ok

[a;sdkfjasdlfj;d @asdkfjasdlfjd]

Hey dude! Hilarious joke at my mild expense. I'm going to have a deranged crashout now

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

stimulants save me…

[paddle @ipaddlearound]

woah that exact thing happened to me once but i handled it better