The Iranian navy, which has been destroyed eight times, has apparently closed the Strait of Hormuz again, because the United States, for the seventh time, won the war that wasn’t a war, so now the United States has to open the Strait of Hormuz that was already open before the not-war began.
The not-war began because Iran had uranium that was totally, completely, beautifully obliterated, so they can’t build the nuclear bomb they weren’t building, which is why the United States had to start the not-war it definitely didn’t start.
Now the United States, which has nuclear weapons, is threatening to use nuclear weapons to stop Iran from getting nuclear weapons, because nuclear weapons are far too dangerous for countries with nuclear weapons to allow other countries to have.
If the United States saw the United States doing what the United States does in other countries, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.
@CollegeFBonX@SkersNews Just now getting done with the cold, let’s not skip summer quite yet. I’m going to relish football even more after enjoying summer
@fatoldhooker@RohrOfTheCrowd Your choice? I was born and raised in Eastern Iowa by a pair of Huskers. There was no choice possible. I just suffer the brutal fandom consequences
@K_Cunningham6 Best season we have in ages, for a sport that’s been dismal for ages, and it has to end this way. Damn I’m trying to hold on to the big picture of the whole season. Go on and beat those damn Illini for a final 4 now
I loved this season, best basketball season for a fan I could imagine. I fuckin hate that it had to be over to god damn Iowa, why is it always them. Can never live down this kind of loss in a big tournament game. Big Sad, GBR
@K_Cunningham6 I really hate that I thouroughly enjoy living and being in Iowa, because the Big Red runs through my veins. I can’t help it. Just makes this fandom so brutal. It’s always Iowa.