Jadie Taft

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[Jadie Taft @jadieat]

All I want in life is a goddamn ping pong table

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“You’re like a big hot dog in a casing” - Danya

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@Gymshark Can yall go ahead and jot me down for a grand 😩

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“No, I’ve been avoiding Guam for years”

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@Nixismama18 @pulte Are you in the US? What size shoe?

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@pulte I read it, Bill! I’m a stay at home mom to two amazing babies, so I didn’t get the chance to write to you in response to it yet. Your grandfather sounds like such a hard worker and is so inspirational. Thank you for sharing some of his amazing words of wisdom with us 🤍

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@FamWinsThis @pulte He is EST

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@ToniNichole07 @pulte Girlll. What is that William Howard Taft thing??

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

One thing about me is I’m gonna drink some water

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@epicsteffany I was all for it until I got to the last sentence. You most certainly are enough. You have worth and you deserve love, Steph.

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@Ian16665662 @John67717537 @Snapchat Weird how the dude who spends every day playing PlayStation has something negative to say about Snapchat 😂

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@epicsteffany That truly makes zero sense. Was that coming from a lawyer? I feel like whoever said it was just making shit up because that’s beyond fucked up.

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@epicsteffany I don’t have any intensions on getting married any time soon anyway. I am 100% fully on board with marrying you if that means Oli will never be subjected to a life with his sperm donor in it.

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@epicsteffany If you want you can get married to me and I’ll adopt him.

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@epicsteffany Hold up. He wants YOU to pay HIM so that HE can stop getting arrested for unpaid child support??

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Love can make a man crazy, but it can’t make him a sandwich.

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@epicsteffany I feel like you would have a great time for a few hours but there would come a point when you’d get tired and want to go to sleep but be incapable, and start not enjoying yourself. I can imagine you’d be tripping hard for at least 24 hours, if not a few days

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@epicsteffany Any time, ever 🖤

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@epicsteffany Oaklyn is just getting over a cold herself. I’ll hang with (“babysit”) him if you need someone!!

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@bustyballa @hondadeal4vets YEEEESSSSS 😩

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It’d be super rad if people weren’t more obsessed with their cellphones than what’s happening right in front of them 24/7