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[jen d @jadjohnson]

@harrymack 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

[jen d @jadjohnson]

@Marvels512 Why? You off Friday?? Lol

[jen d @jadjohnson]

@Marvels512 Hmm..I don't remember getting one. Weird.

[jen d @jadjohnson]

@gordonkeith Wow. My fourth grade bilingual students could write articles that make more sense.

[Seinfeld Quotes @seinlanguage]

George: "I just can't believe the way people are. What is it with humanity? What kind of a world do we live in?"

[History Photographed @HistoryInPics]

Roald Dahl's garden shed writing nook where he wrote many books, including Charlie and the Chocolate factory, 1979.

[Steven Pinker @sapinker]

Scholars Talk Writing: Steven Pinker. (Interview in the Chronicle of Higher Education.) https://t.co/31fjNePZKO via @chronicle

[Jim Halpert @MrJimHaIpert]

Making plans when you're in a good mood vs when the day comes and you actually have to go https://t.co/UeoQr0cmDA

[Arby’s Provocateur @SamGrittner]

All the wrong people hate themselves.

[Jim Halpert @MrJimHaIpert]

do u ever just get so annoyed at someone that u literally cannot do anything but make this face to them https://t.co/ZdZHiO9iL1

[Jim Halpert @MrJimHaIpert]

Threat Level Midnight 🔫 https://t.co/Soz8gfrCWd

[jen d @jadjohnson]

@frankiemacd it's very hot down here in Austin, TX right now! ☀️

[Jim Halpert @MrJimHaIpert]

My summer body https://t.co/JxbCj5Lr4I

[Jim Halpert @MrJimHaIpert]

"I am Beyoncé, always." - Michael Scott

[God @tweetIikeagod]

Turtleneck so high can't see my haters

[Larry King @kingsthings]

Don't you wish the election were over in a few days?
#ItsMy2Cents

[Seinfeld Quotes @seinlanguage]

George: “Do you realize in the entire history of western civilization no one has successfully accomplished the roommate switch?”

[Steven Pinker @sapinker]

Blaming the Victim: Science Examines Why It Happens (on the work of my postdoc Laura Niemi). https://t.co/Ze0dXCRWLR via @LiveScience

[Seinfeld Quotes @seinlanguage]

Kramer: "If I don't have a good shower, I am not myself. I feel weak and ineffectual. I'm not Kramer."