Jaiden for Days

My country’s flag is pink and blue 🏳️‍⚧️
Mpls based but I hate the winter
21 and getting sober
Priv: @JaidenHourPriv

Peace and love 🫶🫶

[Éimhear @eimhare]

i think what fucks me up so much when it comes to relationships is that being vulnerable feels like peeling back layers of different personas, i feel like even my vulnerability is a performance of vulnerability sometimes

[🥀 Angeline 🔆 @Exjacey]

>cis girl friend wants to introduce me to her trans femme friend
>i ask if she's reddit or bpd
>she looks at me confused
>i pull out the chart clearly explaining the differences
>my friend giggles, "She's a catch bestie"
>she's reddit

[Jaiden for Days @JaidenHour]

Fuck my Cherry life

[Jaiden for Days @JaidenHour]

I’m in this post and I don’t like it

[crash test dummy @the_moral_abc]

your friend who doesnt eat enough will always be like "ugh I have such a headache" while they take a sip of some shit called Pure Crank™ and smoke a cigarette

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Hey man sorry for being weird and evil last night. It’s just that I’m weird and evil

[Jaiden for Days @JaidenHour]

Here’s my full results if you’re interested in comparing :3

[Jaiden for Days @JaidenHour]

Hell yeah this quiz rocks

[Michael @_britmonkey]

Most political compass tests are stupid and outdated, so I have created a political test that only focuses on REAL ISSUES of the 2020s. 64 questions that score you on four axes, including "Chud v Woke" and "Techbro v Luddite"

Reply with your results & tell me if it was accurate

[Jaiden for Days @JaidenHour]

The only people who can date me need the heart of a lion and a mind of steel because it will be trials and tribulations every day

[~ @7why__ydm]

Disadvantages of dating you??

[Jaiden for Days @JaidenHour]

@7why__ydm I’m dreadfully avoidant but need reassurance. So basically my dream partner is equal parts reaffirming me and ignoring me. I have a very complex relationship with love, both platonic and romantic, and will be anxious about us every day. You will hear about this as well.

[Jaiden for Days @JaidenHour]

Why do we have to do the whole game of flirting, why can’t I just go up to someone and list off my interests and what I am attracted to about them and get the same back. We could just figure out the whole thing right now we don’t need to spend an hour acting at each other before

[Jaiden for Days @JaidenHour]

Things would be so so much easier if people stopped acting and just spoke their feelings out loud

[Jaiden for Days @JaidenHour]

I wish everyone was just upfront. Saying exactly what they think and want without it dressing it up with these little social games.

[Jaiden for Days @JaidenHour]

I never attract people when I am a horny sex creature (even when I’m trying really hard to be normal). It’s only when I’m acting Normal. And I Don’t Like That.

[Jaiden for Days @JaidenHour]

I only ever score when I appear neutral, unaffected by the world and with a hint of solipsism behind my eyes.

[dom von der holy crusade on ai @dom_vom_gym]

Leo the call is yours

[Beanix @BeanixBerry]

@poisonjr they can’t wash the dishes,,, they’re too busy,,, their gender 🤣🤣

[Jaiden for Days @JaidenHour]

Apologies for doom posting it’s just one of those nights

[Jaiden for Days @JaidenHour]

I realized I was trans in 7th grade and I immediately went back to repressing for another 7 years. I could’ve been something beautiful

[Jaiden for Days @JaidenHour]

I’m high and I just caught myself smirking lovingly at my bowl of soup

[𝐈𝐯𝐲𝐬𝐨𝐧✰ @stit57881]

i love my mom dearly but i've never met anyone who could benefit more from smoking a little weed