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Seems like Elijah Wilkinson really is going off on the #Falcons right now. Have had some fans send me these DMs of him going off on Darnell Mooney and Kyle Pitts
Saints: "Tyler Shough showed some promise last year!"
Panthers: "Bryce Young had his best season yet!"
Buccaneers: "Baker had a down year, but he's a DAWG."
Falcons QB subplot:
Deandre Ayton, you soft-ass, overrated bitch. #1 pick my fucking ass—you built like a fridge but move like a constipated walrus with erectile dysfunction. Can't rebound for shit, defense softer than wet toilet paper, averaging triple-single bullshit while getting paid like a superstar. Suns dumped your pussy ass for a reason, now Blazers got stuck with the league's biggest fraud cunt who folds harder than cheap origami. Go eat a bag of dicks and retire to the G-League, you talentless hack.